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Traditional Catholic Faith => Funny Stuff for Catholics => Topic started by: ClarkSmith on February 17, 2018, 03:03:10 PM
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An atheist is walking through the countryside when he is ambushed by a huge grizzly bear.
"Oh God!" he screams "Help me!"
The bear stops in its tracks and a voice from the heavens rings out "All your life you've said you don't believe in me, slandered my name and now you want my help?"
"I realise that my request is rather bold," replies the atheist "but would it be possible for you to make this bear a Christian?"
"Of course it is!" replies God.
The bear closes its eyes and clasps its paws in prayer and says "Thank you Father for this meal I am about to receive..."
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Replace "christian" with "Catholic" and replace the prayer with "bless us, oh Lord, and these, Thy gifts, ..."