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Title: Talk like an Elizabethan English gentleman
Post by: Graham on January 09, 2014, 07:56:33 PM: Zounds! Goodly Friends, we chanceth upon merry Disport.
Title: Talk like an Elizabethan English gentleman
Post by: Graham on January 09, 2014, 09:03:22 PM: Alack, that I'd applied more rigour in the naming of this Thread; I see but lately that it doth appear to shun the fairer Sex. Twas badly wrote. Nowt gentle Men alone but gentle Laydyfolk, I bid: speak and partake.
Title: Talk like an Elizabethan English gentleman
Post by: Frances on January 09, 2014, 09:11:57 PM: :dancing-banana:
Ah-hah! One of you gentlemen is not "Mr. Peanut"? If so, Mabel has a bone to pick with you!
Title: Talk like an Elizabethan English gentleman
Post by: Mithrandylan on January 09, 2014, 09:27:07 PM: Hark, which common and base vagrant doth dare b'smirch yon beginning remarks? Methinks some indign'd Jack; 'tis meet he should reveal his visage and not make dainty if there is a quarrel to be had, or admit to misprision.

God save thee, Graham.
Title: Talk like an Elizabethan English gentleman
Post by: Mithrandylan on January 09, 2014, 09:54:35 PM: 'Tis a worthy undertaking! Woe to those who answer not this alarum.
Title: Talk like an Elizabethan English gentleman
Post by: parentsfortruth on January 09, 2014, 10:15:26 PM: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/embed/TtAM7YDap6o?feature=player_detailpage[/youtube]

Odd's fish, m'dear.

Wot?
Title: Talk like an Elizabethan English gentleman
Post by: Mithrandylan on February 05, 2014, 12:05:14 AM: The heart doth wane at the fortune of yon thread!

Anon, arise from Elysium and do thou impose thyself upon the philistines!
Title: Talk like an Elizabethan English gentleman
Post by: crossbro on February 05, 2014, 12:08:16 AM: Pip Pip, cheerio, tea time old chap.
Title: Talk like an Elizabethan English gentleman
Post by: holysoulsacademy on February 05, 2014, 12:14:23 AM: Quote from: parentsfortruth
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/embed/TtAM7YDap6o?feature=player_detailpage[/youtube]

Odd's fish, m'dear.

Wot?

Even on mute that was just hilarious!

:roll-laugh1: :roll-laugh1: :roll-laugh1:
Title: Talk like an Elizabethan English gentleman
Post by: Man of the West on February 05, 2014, 06:56:29 AM: How do you embed a video?
Title: Talk like an Elizabethan English gentleman
Post by: soulguard on February 05, 2014, 09:50:57 AM: Quote from: Man of the West
How do you embed a video?

Ahymph! Quite the ships gallavanter this man be. I feign thou might see him across from the burgundy seated upon a piece of grapefilled gut warmer! Hark! On thy feet young man, one cannot endure this habberdash down after peeling time you know, thou vainglorious codpiece!
Title: Talk like an Elizabethan English gentleman
Post by: Frances on February 05, 2014, 09:59:36 AM: :dancing-banana:You guys are weird! :smoke-pot:
Title: Talk like an Elizabethan English gentleman
Post by: Memento on February 05, 2014, 10:08:52 AM: Quote from: parentsfortruth
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/embed/TtAM7YDap6o?feature=player_detailpage[/youtube]

Odd's fish, m'dear.

Wot?

M'lady, methinks thou hast eye'd the "limp cravat" . Odd's fish!
Title: Talk like an Elizabethan English gentleman
Post by: crossbro on February 05, 2014, 10:09:37 AM: Quote from: Man of the West
How do you embed a video?

Go to General Discussion sub-forum.

The second post from the top tells you how to embed YouTube videos.
Title: Talk like an Elizabethan English gentleman
Post by: 1st Mansion Tenant on February 05, 2014, 07:53:29 PM: oooo...great clip... now methinks I must watch the complete movie!
Title: Talk like an Elizabethan English gentleman
Post by: soulguard on April 04, 2014, 01:33:54 PM: Quote from: Graham
Alack, that I'd applied more rigour in the naming of this Thread; I see but lately that it doth appear to shun the fairer Sex. Twas badly wrote. Nowt gentle Men alone but gentle Laydyfolk, I bid: speak and partake.

Quite. :detective:

Quote from: Mithrandylan
Hark, which common and base vagrant doth dare b'smirch yon beginning remarks? Methinks some indign'd Jack; 'tis meet he should reveal his visage and not make dainty if there is a quarrel to be had, or admit to misprision.

God save thee, Graham.

Say on.

Quote from: Mithrandylan
The heart doth wane at the fortune of yon thread!

Anon, arise from Elysium and do thou impose thyself upon the philistines!

Yeas.

Yet bid me this conjecture, for I fathom the dozen bespeaks of the turn of the rye. I chanced upon one sorrowful gentleman in times past, and he bespoke of the fallacy that the baker doth know of the seed of the rye. Abstain he may, I said to him, for the bread taketh chance versus the wraith of the kingmaker, but he partook of the wine, and i doth say unto him, here my good man is thy remedy for all thy rustic melodies. But he bid me speak on the knighthood of the wine, yea i said, when thou hast been sober then i shalt sing to thee the psalms. And thou knowest he chanced upon grace, for the maidens beckoned for the harp to be brought to the gathering. Thence followed merrymaking and gallavanting amidst a most jovial occasion. Yet the psalms I did recite, and in this was the occasion redeemed.