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Traditional Catholic Faith => Funny Stuff for Catholics => Topic started by: greenhill on November 06, 2009, 04:40:35 PM
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(These are translated from the German)
A little boy goes to his first confession
"Bless me Father for I have sinned. It is 0 minutes since my last confession"
"Yes, my son?"
"Father, I have broken the 9th commandment"
"What! How!?"
"I have coveted another man´s wife, Father"
"Explain!"
"Well, yesterday I went to my friend Franz´s birthday party. The whole table was covered with lovely cakes and we ate and ate. And I said,"Oh how I wish I had a mummy like Franz´s!"
A Novus preacher is fiddling with a faulty microphone near the communion table. He shakes it about and then says, very loudly:
"I believe there´s something wrong with this bloody microphone"
The congregation drones out:
"And with thy spirit"
A Novus preacher goes to see a shrink.
The shrink says.
"Do you talk in your sleep?"
The preacher replies.
"No, the congregation sleeps while I talk"
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