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Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: Matthew on October 22, 2009, 11:49:06 PM
Speaking German in Texas

Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking
population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking
from his pond with his hand.

The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin
gesheissen.'
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have s*** in it.')

The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for
Obama's health care plan, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'

The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more'.
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: Alex on October 23, 2009, 03:24:11 AM
 :laugh1:
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: Vladimir on October 23, 2009, 11:00:54 PM
I have always wanted to learn how to speak/read German. Does anyone here speak?
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: Alex on October 24, 2009, 08:05:34 AM
I took a German class during my 4th year in college. But I dropped out after 2 weeks. The only thing I remember learning during that short period was "Das vetter is kalt, nicht." Which means, "This weather is cold, isn't it?. I love to say it.
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: greenhill on November 06, 2009, 02:54:27 PM
Quote from: Alex
I took a German class during my 4th year in college. But I dropped out after 2 weeks. The only thing I remember learning during that short period was "Das vetter is kalt, nicht." Which means, "This weather is cold, isn't it?. I love to say it.


Hate to be a Knowall but "Vetter" means cousin. You meant to write "Wetter".

"Vetter" is pronounced "Fetter"

and "Wetter" - "vetter"
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: greenhill on November 06, 2009, 02:55:09 PM
Confusing, ain´t it?
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: greenhill on November 06, 2009, 02:56:12 PM
Quote from: Vladimir
I have always wanted to learn how to speak/read German. Does anyone here speak?


As your name is Vladimir, do you by any chance come from a Volga German background?
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: greenhill on November 09, 2009, 02:32:00 PM
Looking around I can see you don´t, Vladimir.

I am so eager to find any Germans from Eastern Europe!

Maybe there are some here?
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: Vladimir on November 09, 2009, 06:07:50 PM
Quote from: greenhill
Quote from: Vladimir
I have always wanted to learn how to speak/read German. Does anyone here speak?


As your name is Vladimir, do you by any chance come from a Volga German background?


haha I wish.......
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: PinoyMonk on November 09, 2009, 07:33:11 PM
Quote from: Vladimir
I have always wanted to learn how to speak/read German. Does anyone here speak?


Ja, ich kann auch Deutsch.
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: Alex on November 10, 2009, 02:37:26 AM
Quote from: greenhill
Quote from: Alex
I took a German class during my 4th year in college. But I dropped out after 2 weeks. The only thing I remember learning during that short period was "Das vetter is kalt, nicht." Which means, "This weather is cold, isn't it?. I love to say it.


Hate to be a Knowall but "Vetter" means cousin. You meant to write "Wetter".

"Vetter" is pronounced "Fetter"

and "Wetter" - "vetter"


Yes, you are correct.
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: Belloc on November 10, 2009, 08:34:09 AM
Quote from: Vladimir
I have always wanted to learn how to speak/read German. Does anyone here speak?


Tried those "made easy" CD's to learn languages, I was lost into lesson #3 on CD #1..........

Sadly, only Germans I know have moved away, likely would have been my easiest opportunity to learn...
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: spouse of Jesus on November 12, 2009, 02:04:44 PM
  Sounds of german language are very harsh. I wanted to learn it, but it annoyed my throat!
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: spouse of Jesus on November 12, 2009, 02:05:36 PM
Quote from: greenhill
Quote from: Vladimir
I have always wanted to learn how to speak/read German. Does anyone here speak?


As your name is Vladimir, do you by any chance come from a Volga German background?


I thought Vladimir was a russian name!
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: Alex on November 13, 2009, 04:44:27 AM
The name "Vladimir" is of Slavic origin (Slavs are Indo-Europeans - ie. Russian, Polish, Ukranian, Serbian, Croatian, Czechoslavakian, Bulgarian, etc...)
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: greenhill on November 13, 2009, 07:09:48 AM
Quote from: spouse of Jesus
 Sounds of german language are very harsh. I wanted to learn it, but it annoyed my throat!


I am an accent coach and know that you may have to learn to relax your throat when you learn new sounds. Your muscles are accustomed to moving in a certain way when you speak the language you learned as a child and new ones can cause strain. But the more you learn how to speak the new language the easier it should get.

It is strange because many people say this about German. They say that Italian sounds more relaxed and German uptight. Dutch sounds more harsh to my mind and the pronunciation caused me great strain when I learned it. The Flanders pronunciation sounded gentler. So I tried to learn that. Which got great laughs where I stayed in Holland because they think that the Flemings are stupid and speak in a dopey way!!!!!.
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: greenhill on November 13, 2009, 07:16:16 AM
Quote from: spouse of Jesus
Quote from: greenhill
Quote from: Vladimir
I have always wanted to learn how to speak/read German. Does anyone here speak?


As your name is Vladimir, do you by any chance come from a Volga German background?


I thought Vladimir was a russian name!


Yes, I know it is Slavic. But I thought because "Vladimir" was interested in German,and because of his name here, his family might have been part of the German minority that settled in Russia in the 18th century. Many Russian Germans later emigrated to America and, in Russia, in the course of the centuries, they became "Russianised" and have Russian Christian names and German family names.

Sorry for this confusion.
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: Belloc on November 13, 2009, 07:44:53 AM
Quote from: spouse of Jesus
Quote from: greenhill
Quote from: Vladimir
I have always wanted to learn how to speak/read German. Does anyone here speak?


As your name is Vladimir, do you by any chance come from a Volga German background?


I thought Vladimir was a russian name!


It is, our version of Walter..but Vlad the poster  is of Vietnamese ancestry...
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: greenhill on November 13, 2009, 05:17:54 PM
Yes, I found that out afterwards. That´s why I was blushing. Couldn´t you see that? :wink:
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: Boniface on December 04, 2009, 08:37:39 PM
Quote from: Vladimir
I have always wanted to learn how to speak/read German. Does anyone here speak?


me.   :cheers:
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: Boniface on December 04, 2009, 08:52:12 PM
Quote from: PinoyMonk
Quote from: Vladimir
I have always wanted to learn how to speak/read German. Does anyone here speak?


Ja, ich kann auch Deutsch.


 Where are you from, Pinoy Monk ?
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: greenhill on December 05, 2009, 04:17:57 AM
Quote from: Boniface
Quote from: Vladimir
I have always wanted to learn how to speak/read German. Does anyone here speak?


me.   :cheers:


Are you German?

I am guessing because of "Boniface"

(Although St Boniface was English!)
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: Boniface on December 05, 2009, 02:35:45 PM
Yes. Und Ja.
 He was British, but was the first Apostle of Germany.


 Wohnen Sie in Deutschland?
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: greenhill on December 05, 2009, 04:25:27 PM
He was English. From Crediton in Devon. British is what Americans call us! :wink:

Ja, ich bin Engländer. Bin aber seit 25 Jahren Englisch Berliner. Habe auch in der Zwischenzeit etwas Deutsch gelernt. Aber Berlin, sagt man, ist nicht Deutschland. :shocked: :really-mad2:

I am half-German.

Wo kommen Sie her?
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: Boniface on December 05, 2009, 04:27:26 PM
Quote from: greenhill
He was English. From Crediton in Devon. British is what Americans call us! :wink:

Ja, ich bin Engländer. Bin aber seit 25 Jahren Englisch Berliner. Habe auch in der Zwischenzeit etwas Deutsch gelernt. Aber Berlin, sagt man, ist nicht Deutschland. :shocked: :really-mad2:

I am half-German.

Wo kommen Sie her?


 Aus Kalifornia. Aber meine Famiele kommt aus Deutschland -
  :cheers:
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: greenhill on December 05, 2009, 04:41:17 PM
Which bit of Germany?
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: Boniface on December 05, 2009, 04:42:13 PM
Quote from: greenhill
Which bit of Germany?


Duesseldorf.


Which bit of England?

I have a jar of Marmite here.  :wink:
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: greenhill on December 05, 2009, 04:46:01 PM
I like Düsseldorf. I know it quite well. I have been around that area quite a lot as I used to go to the Sauerland every year for Christmas.

I come from Surrey - near London

The funny thing is that a friend of mine went to New York and brought me back a jar of Marmite!  :laugh2: They hate it here. But we were brought up on Marmite soldiers.
Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: Boniface on December 05, 2009, 04:47:43 PM
Quote from: greenhill
I like Düsseldorf. I know it quite well. I have been around that area quite a lot as I used to go to the Sauerland every year for Christmas.

I come from Surrey - near London

The funny thing is that a friend of mine went to New York and brought me back a jar of Marmite!  :laugh2: They hate it here. But we were brought up on Marmite soldiers.


 They hate Marmite in England? But it comes from England.
 Wie alt bist du?