Lol, DeMaistere. Perhaps you could have surpassed Ludwig Van Beethoven. Elizabeth, I like yours; that would be cool if you and your husband could do all that stuff.
Now mine. I would be born male, a purebread Irishman, at the same time I was born, just when the internet came to be. I would be born poor, my father but a lowly salesman. We would at the beginning of life be moving around a lot. I would make very few friends, but I would be very interested and curious about everything that goes on around me. My father would eventually convert to Traditional Catholicism, and so would the rest of my family. I would be an only child, and so I would be lonely. I would not receive a formal education, but would be taught by my mother. She would encourage me to pursue whatever I was interested in. As I got older, I would think more about death and come closer to Christ. I would also go to the library frequently, reading whatever it is that I find interesting. When I was about, say, 18 years old, I would write a fiction novel that becomes a best seller, and I would have an income that would set me for life. Looking back on my life, I would realize that I wanted to have a good, big, catholic family that stayed put in one spot, and would be far away from the evils of the world. Later, I would meet a girl that shared my beliefs, and we would build a house out in the woods in Wisconsin, with a Catholic Church within walking distance. I would raise 8 or so children, because I knew what it felt to be an only child. I would personally educate them in the ways of Christ, so that I may give to Him saints. I would write books, both fiction and nonfiction, invent things, study philosphy, write music, or even sketch. And then, as I lay dying, I would have my entire family around me as I lay on my death bed, and during my last breath, I would have the privelage of seeing the Holy Family appear standing over me.