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Offline choakley

Re: Raccoon Apocalypse
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2020, 10:16:24 PM »
Trust me. Washington DC, Hollywood, and the army of masked Karens are far more of a threat to people than a raccoon.
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Offline Nadir

Re: Raccoon Apocalypse
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2020, 05:17:19 AM »
Quote from: choakley on November 18, 2020, 10:16:24 PM
Trust me. Washington DC, Hollywood, and the army of masked Karens are far more of a threat to people than a raccoon.
That wasn’t “a raccoon” that I saw, (stupid me wasted 20 minutes of my God-given time here on earth - mea culpa) that were 25-30 raccoons, some crawling on him, biting him. I have never seen a raccoon. But from pictures that I remember seeing these ones seemed to be obese like their feeder. Hardly a natural diet - hot dogs. 
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Offline Last Tradhican

Re: Raccoon Apocalypse
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2020, 07:41:30 PM »
Quote from: choakley on November 18, 2020, 10:16:24 PM
Trust me. Washington DC, Hollywood, and the army of masked Karens are far more of a threat to people than a raccoon.
It's interesting how people read but only understand what they choose. If you read what I wrote again you'll see the the greatest danger is against the wild animals. Man's weak choices caused gators to be killed, an entire rookery to be destroyed, raccoons wiped out, sick cats taking over, 350 bears killed. That has nothing to do with threats to people.  
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Offline choakley

Re: Raccoon Apocalypse
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2020, 03:33:15 PM »
Quote from: Last Tradhican on November 19, 2020, 07:41:30 PM
It's interesting how people read but only understand what they choose. If you read what I wrote again you'll see the the greatest danger is against the wild animals. Man's weak choices caused gators to be killed, an entire rookery to be destroyed, raccoons wiped out, sick cats taking over, 350 bears killed. That has nothing to do with threats to people.  

Not every person who interfaces with wildlife is deleterious to their existence.
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Offline SeanJohnson

Re: Raccoon Apocalypse
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2020, 03:54:49 PM »
I have an army of killer attack hamsters at my disposal, which I can unleash upon an enemy army with the snap of my finger, and completely overwhelm them.  I learned to control them mentally by watching Aqua Man (from Superfriends cartoons) in the 1970's, and applying those principles to my little furry friends.

Hamster Armageddon is within my psionic power!

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