Politically correct joke

As it's no longer politically correct to direct a  joke at any racial or ethnic minority, try this one:

An  Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a  Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Chinese, a  Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a  Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, a Canadian, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian,  a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an  Argentinian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an African went  to a night club.
 
   
  Wait  for it!
 
  ........
 
   
   
 
The  bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai.  "

LOL!