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Title: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: Nadir on June 07, 2017, 12:38:15 AM
I'm looking at Recent Posts and there I find 11 consecutive posts by you. Poche, within a time frame of 25 minutes. 

In other words, the last column reads 

Poche 9 mins ago, 
Poche 10 mins ago, 
Poche 14 mins ago,  
Poche 15 mins ago, 
Poche 21 mins ago, 
Poche 24 mins ago, 
Poche 26 mins ago, 
Poche 28 mins ago, 
Poche 31 mins ago, 
Poche 32 mins ago, 
Poche 34 mins ago.

I am truly amazed at your ability to think on your feet and to rarely if ever make a grammatical, or spelling error and to post so fast on numerous topics.

How on earth do you do it? I am flat out making my <3 posts in one day and it takes me ages to think out what I'm going to say. You really have me wondering.
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: poche on June 07, 2017, 06:20:41 AM
With the help of God and the Blessed Virgin. 
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: RomanCatholic1953 on June 07, 2017, 09:59:01 AM
Will not be surprised that Poche is actually a Robot.  He is spreading liberal and progressive ideas and even heresy  disguised with some truths and even tradition.
Some other sites you have to count the cars and signs in a series of photos in square boxes before they allow you to post.
Just giving Matthew an idea to improve CI.
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: congaudeant on June 07, 2017, 11:52:10 AM
It must be all that fine, healthy eating he does. Look at the dinner thread. That's some really good eating that's listed off. :ready-to-eat:
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: Ascetik on June 07, 2017, 12:31:39 PM
Poche, do you go to St. Francis De Sales (FSSP) in Mableton for daily mass?
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: Capt McQuigg on June 07, 2017, 03:46:00 PM
Poche is a very well-read and articulate person.

I have always thought that he was a Novus Ordo Priest sent here by his Bishop to help us find out way back to modernism.

Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: LaramieHirsch on June 07, 2017, 03:55:36 PM
Poche is a very well-read and articulate person.

I have always thought that he was a Novus Ordo Priest sent here by his Bishop to help us find out way back to modernism.
I wonder if he's a Novus Ordo priest who hides his identity online.
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: Croix de Fer on June 07, 2017, 04:03:09 PM
I'm looking at Recent Posts and there I find 11 consecutive posts by you. Poche, within a time frame of 25 minutes.
[...]
 You really have me wondering.

One of the greatest posters in CathInfo history, BTNYC, who is missed here, raised this issue and gave his hypothesis as to why Poche spams us with copious amounts of frivolous posts. I can't remember exactly the hypothesis, but it had to do with the likelihood of Poche making money off of his posts. Supposedly, Poches has other accounts on different forums, and he does the same thing. The more posts, the more money for Poche. Also, the liberal Poche can kill two birds with one stone by not only making money, but also posting liberal ideas in the process.
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: wallflower on June 07, 2017, 04:08:58 PM
I'm looking at Recent Posts and there I find 11 consecutive posts by you. Poche, within a time frame of 25 minutes.

In other words, the last column reads

Poche 9 mins ago,
Poche 10 mins ago,
Poche 14 mins ago,  
Poche 15 mins ago,
Poche 21 mins ago,
Poche 24 mins ago,
Poche 26 mins ago,
Poche 28 mins ago,
Poche 31 mins ago,
Poche 32 mins ago,
Poche 34 mins ago.


I actually don't like getting on CI early in the morning because of this. I try to wait until later in the day so that others have posted by then and the lineup is not all Liberal Poche Spam.


Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: Incredulous on June 07, 2017, 04:14:11 PM

Me think'st this is not the full story....

Poche, are you into power drinks?


(http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/shutterstock-straight-from-the-coffee-pot.jpg)
And how many cups of coffee do you put down a day?

Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: Mithrandylan on June 07, 2017, 04:28:25 PM
Nadir, I love your posts.  Don't worry about Poche.  As soon as you start trying to post like him everything good about what you have to say will disappear.
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: Ascetik on June 07, 2017, 04:28:37 PM
One of the greatest posters in CathInfo history, BTNYC, who is missed here, raised this issue and gave his hypothesis as to why Poche spams us with copious amounts of frivolous posts. I can't remember exactly the hypothesis, but it had to do with the likelihood of Poche making money off of his posts. Supposedly, Poches has other accounts on different forums, and he does the same thing. The more posts, the more money for Poche. Also, the liberal Poche can kill two birds with one stone by not only making money, but also posting liberal ideas in the process.
I think he's just unemployed and has nothing better to do. :D
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: RomanCatholic1953 on June 07, 2017, 06:58:39 PM
Do you remember a thread posted a year ago in which a post by Poche defended the unthinkable that "Jesus had two Dads".
This in response to a photo posted of a Catholic Church with a sign with the unthinkable.  Even the novus ordo bishop could
not tolerate this unthinkable and had the responsible party leave that particular church.
Not even Martin Luther and John Calvin nor any other Protestant heretic went that far. I bet if Poche fell into their hand, he
would be burned at the stake for daring to suggesting this unthinkable.
The only ones whom really would be promoting such an unthinkable idea would be the Jєωs.  After all even former Vice
President Joe Bidden in a speech before a Jєωιѕн group thanking them for changing peoples opinions on the acceptance
of ɧoɱosɛҳųαƖity.  
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: Last Tradhican on June 07, 2017, 07:03:36 PM
I'm looking at Recent Posts and there I find 11 consecutive posts by you. Poche, within a time frame of 25 minutes.

In other words, the last column reads

Poche 9 mins ago,
Poche 10 mins ago,
Poche 14 mins ago,  
Poche 15 mins ago,
Poche 21 mins ago,
Poche 24 mins ago,
Poche 26 mins ago,
Poche 28 mins ago,
Poche 31 mins ago,
Poche 32 mins ago,
Poche 34 mins ago.

I am truly amazed at your ability to think on your feet and to rarely if ever make a grammatical, or spelling error and to post so fast on numerous topics.

How on earth do you do it? I am flat out making my <3 posts in one day and it takes me ages to think out what I'm going to say. You really have me wondering.
and not a one did I read. 

By their deeds you will know them.
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: LaramieHirsch on June 07, 2017, 07:49:26 PM
Do you remember a thread posted a year ago in which a post by Poche defended the unthinkable that "Jesus had two Dads".
This in response to a photo posted of a Catholic Church with a sign with the unthinkable.  Even the novus ordo bishop could
not tolerate this unthinkable and had the responsible party leave that particular church.
Not even Martin Luther and John Calvin nor any other Protestant heretic went that far. I bet if Poche fell into their hand, he
would be burned at the stake for daring to suggesting this unthinkable.
The only ones whom really would be promoting such an unthinkable idea would be the Jєωs.  After all even former Vice
President Joe Bidden in a speech before a Jєωιѕн group thanking them for changing peoples opinions on the acceptance
of ɧoɱosɛҳųαƖity.  
This happened?
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: Meg on June 07, 2017, 09:23:46 PM

I don't see why Poche shouldn't be tolerated here. After all, the opposite end of the spectrum, the sedevacantists, are very well tolerated here. In fact, Poche is far less offensive than the SV's (who are quite prolific here), IMO. 
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: Student of Qi on June 07, 2017, 10:00:51 PM
Poche, meaning "pocket" in French, is very well tolerated here. After all, he is still posting, no? And even if he IS liberal and a spammer, etc. At least, as far as I can tell, he has been polite. He is given credit for that.

But, yes, Meg, Poche is still here. That means he IS tolerated!


Laramie, 
  I remember something of it. Yes, it happened.
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: AJNC on June 08, 2017, 01:43:28 AM
If it not be from Christ then it be from Anti-Christ

If Vatican II is not from Christ, then it is from Anti-Christ. Poche is a Novus Ordoite who has the staying power and the will to reduce every thread to meaningless nonsense.
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: RomanCatholic1953 on June 08, 2017, 09:53:20 AM
The Vatican II church - Assisting Souls to Hell Since 1962

Poche is about 95% good and about 5% poison.  It is the 5% if taken literally and believed is enough to assist your soul to Hell.
A prime example is his post over a year ago in which Poche defended the indefensible.
If you do not know what I am talking about, see my previous post.  
I tried to locate the thread in the archives to prove my point.  I was unable. Perhaps Matthew had the whole thread purged
because of its obscene content.
Just be aware and be prepared when you read any post from poche.
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: Meg on June 08, 2017, 10:14:39 AM
If it not be from Christ then it be from Anti-Christ

If Vatican II is not from Christ, then it is from Anti-Christ. Poche is a Novus Ordoite who has the staying power and the will to reduce every thread to meaningless nonsense.

Reducing threads to meaningless nonsense isn't just done by Poche. The Sedevacantists do it too. And they are far more numerous.

Remember what Bp. Faure said:

"The Resistance is attacked from both the Left and the Right. On the Left are those who want an accord with Rome. On the right are the Sedevacantists."

The Sedevacantists and other anti-Resistance posters are prolific here. Poche is just one Novus Ordo guy. Traditional Catholics will know when he steps over the line.

That's not always obvious with the Sedevacantists and other anti-Resistance posters here.
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: poche on June 09, 2017, 12:09:50 AM
Poche, do you go to St. Francis De Sales (FSSP) in Mableton for daily mass?
when I  can
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: poche on June 09, 2017, 12:10:15 AM
Poche is a very well-read and articulate person.

I have always thought that he was a Novus Ordo Priest sent here by his Bishop to help us find out way back to modernism.
I am not a priest. 
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: poche on June 09, 2017, 12:11:11 AM
One of the greatest posters in CathInfo history, BTNYC, who is missed here, raised this issue and gave his hypothesis as to why Poche spams us with copious amounts of frivolous posts. I can't remember exactly the hypothesis, but it had to do with the likelihood of Poche making money off of his posts. Supposedly, Poches has other accounts on different forums, and he does the same thing. The more posts, the more money for Poche. Also, the liberal Poche can kill two birds with one stone by not only making money, but also posting liberal ideas in the process.
That would be nice but that is not the case. 
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: poche on June 09, 2017, 12:12:02 AM
Me think'st this is not the full story....

Poche, are you into power drinks?


(http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/shutterstock-straight-from-the-coffee-pot.jpg)
And how many cups of coffee do you put down a day?
I drink one large cup of coffee every day. 
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: poche on June 09, 2017, 12:17:28 AM
Do you remember a thread posted a year ago in which a post by Poche defended the unthinkable that "Jesus had two Dads".
This in response to a photo posted of a Catholic Church with a sign with the unthinkable.  Even the novus ordo bishop could
not tolerate this unthinkable and had the responsible party leave that particular church.
Not even Martin Luther and John Calvin nor any other Protestant heretic went that far. I bet if Poche fell into their hand, he
would be burned at the stake for daring to suggesting this unthinkable.
The only ones whom really would be promoting such an unthinkable idea would be the Jєωs.  After all even former Vice
President Joe Bidden in a speech before a Jєωιѕн group thanking them for changing peoples opinions on the acceptance
of ɧoɱosɛҳųαƖity.  
The priest who originally did that said that he was concerned about the children of families where there was divorce and remarriage or other situations of blended families. It was not about "gαy marriage." I think that we should give the priest the benefit of a doubt. God, Himself was the Father of Jesus and St. Joseph was his foster father. So, in a backhanded way Jesus did have two fathers. 
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: AJNC on June 09, 2017, 01:31:45 AM
<<<The Sedevacantists and other anti-Resistance posters are prolific here. Poche is just one Novus Ordo guy. Traditional Catholics will know when he steps over the line.

That's not always obvious with the Sedevacantists and other anti-Resistance posters here>>>.

Sedevacantists and Resistance posters have one thing in common. They do not follow the teachings of the post-Vatican II popes. The former say that these are no popes at all while the latter say that they cannot be followed because they preach error and heresy urbi et orbi almost on a daily basis.
The Fellay faction of the SSPX seems to me to want to be a "High Church" faction in the Vatican II Church. Poche, to me at least, seems to go along with this.
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: Ascetik on June 09, 2017, 10:10:27 AM
when I  can
Did you go to the 6:30am this week? I think I may have seen you, if it was indeed you. Doing devotions to the Holy Face and Stations of the Cross after mass?
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: JezusDeKoning on June 09, 2017, 10:55:50 AM
One of the greatest posters in CathInfo history, BTNYC, who is missed here, raised this issue and gave his hypothesis as to why Poche spams us with copious amounts of frivolous posts. I can't remember exactly the hypothesis, but it had to do with the likelihood of Poche making money off of his posts. Supposedly, Poches has other accounts on different forums, and he does the same thing. The more posts, the more money for Poche. Also, the liberal Poche can kill two birds with one stone by not only making money, but also posting liberal ideas in the process.
Quote from: BTNYC, 8-21-2015
He knows full well that there's no defense for the indefensible, yet he throws his flat, lifeless assertion that I'm "quoting the pope out of context" and hoping that that will silence me. This is why I detest Poche's presence on this forum - he toes the NO party line with all the usual party-approved talking points, and with all the patented NO evasiveness and dishonesty. It's not for nothing that I've come to seriously suspect he could be a paid Conciliar plant... and to further suspect, as of late, that he - or his overseers - have... arranged for his otherwise inexplicable protected status on ostensibly Traditional Catholic forums.
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: OHCA on June 09, 2017, 09:05:23 PM
The Vatican II church - Assisting Souls to Hell Since 1962

Poche is about 95% good and about 5% poison.  It is the 5% if taken literally and believed is enough to assist your soul to Hell.
A prime example is his post over a year ago in which Poche defended the indefensible.
If you do not know what I am talking about, see my previous post.  
I tried to locate the thread in the archives to prove my point.  I was unable. Perhaps Matthew had the whole thread purged
because of its obscene content.
Just be aware and be prepared when you read any post from poche.
If you say Poche's ratio is 95/5, his menus must the only posts of his that you read.  I say it's flipped 25/75 at best.  I don't even count his one liner posts that he throws in occasionally to try and sound Catholic.  The posts he makes like that amount to nothing more than saying daytime is when the sun's up and nighttime is when the sun is down.
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: OHCA on June 09, 2017, 09:10:20 PM
Will not be surprised that Poche is actually a Robot.  He is spreading liberal and progressive ideas and even heresy  disguised with some truths and even tradition.
Some other sites you have to count the cars and signs in a series of photos in square boxes before they allow you to post.
Just giving Matthew an idea to improve CI.
A robot?  Maybe.  I think Poche is a team.  Maybe a team of 2 - 5.
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: JezusDeKoning on June 09, 2017, 09:16:34 PM
Trying to find a Catholic statement from Poche is like trying to find a needle in a haystack if the haystack were space. It - along with constructive comments and something not the copy paste of an article or the summary of a heart-attack-inducing diet - is simply not found in him.
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: OHCA on June 09, 2017, 09:20:27 PM
The priest who originally did that said that he was concerned about the children of families where there was divorce and remarriage or other situations of blended families. It was not about "gαy marriage." I think that we should give the priest the benefit of a doubt. God, Himself was the Father of Jesus and St. Joseph was his foster father. So, in a backhanded way Jesus did have two fathers.
Conciliardom is all about "backhanded ways," double-speak, and forcing square pegs into round holes, huh Poche...
The only thing I see "backhanded" in your assessment is your slyly implying that God and Joseph are analogous to "2 dads" in the context of divorce/remarriage/blended families.  Blasphemous!
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: Student of Qi on June 09, 2017, 09:37:55 PM
STONE HIM!!! STONE HIM!!! STONE HIM!!!
:laugh2:
I like saying that. My siblings and I have very creative ideas of what "Stone him" really means...
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: Nadir on June 09, 2017, 10:10:16 PM
I think Poche is a team.  Maybe a team of 2 - 5.
This thought had occurred to me. 
I could be on the ipad and my husband could be on the desktop and we could both be posting under the same name at the same time (but he wouldn't be in it ;)).  That would account for number and rapidity of the posts.
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: poche on June 10, 2017, 12:17:24 AM
Did you go to the 6:30am this week? I think I may have seen you, if it was indeed you. Doing devotions to the Holy Face and Stations of the Cross after mass?
No, I didn't get to go this week. 
Title: Re: Poche, how do you do it?
Post by: poche on June 10, 2017, 12:20:46 AM
A robot?  Maybe.  I think Poche is a team.  Maybe a team of 2 - 5.
I am only me.