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Offline jvk

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Out of the mouths of babes
« on: April 21, 2018, 02:36:18 PM »
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  • I was making dinner the other day, and my 5 year old son was watching me.  All of a sudden, he stated, "I know why God made womens."

    "Really?"  I replied.  "Why did God make women?"

    His answer: "To cook for the mans."

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    Re: Out of the mouths of babes
    « Reply #1 on: April 22, 2018, 03:02:33 PM »
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  • For better or for worse... perhaps that applies to the quality of the cooking too!


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    Re: Out of the mouths of babes
    « Reply #2 on: May 08, 2018, 11:35:06 PM »
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  • -What atheists un-ironically think we believe. 

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    Re: Out of the mouths of babes
    « Reply #3 on: May 08, 2018, 11:55:23 PM »
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  • Such a wise little boy!

    Hopefully one day he will find a wise woman who will be happy to cook for him.

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    And make babies for him too  :baby:

    The Holy Ghost says that man is the glory of God; but woman is the glory of man!
    If anyone says that true and natural water is not necessary for baptism and thus twists into some metaphor the words of our Lord Jesus Christ" Unless a man be born again of water and the Holy Spirit" (Jn 3:5) let him be anathema.

     

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