The following was posted on Fisheaters by some unsung genius about a decade ago. It's the kind of joke that will never get old. If anyone was on that forum back in 2010 or 2011 and remembers who posted this, can you please say, so that they can receive the glory they deserve.

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1. Full Legal Name: ______________________________________________
2. Age: ___
3. Height: ___
4A.  Weight: ____
4B. Ok, your real weight this time: ____
5.  Eye Color: _____
6. Natural Hair Color: _______
7. Current Hair Color: _____     
8. If the answers to questions 6 and 7 are not the same please explain how dyeing your hair does not go against the natural law: ________________________________
9. Home Phone Number: _________________
10. Cell Phone Number: ____________________
11. Email: _______________________
12. If you have your own cell phone please explain how you're not a feminist: _________________________________________________
13. Are you a virgin?: ____
14. If you answered "yes" to question 13, but are over the age of 16 please explain how this is possible: _________________________
15A. Are you literate?:_______
15B. If so, have you ever read a book on the Index Librorum Prohibitorum? ______   
16. If so, please list said books and explain why you read them: ________________
17. Did you drop out of High School?: ________________     
18. Did you attend a SSPX affiliated high school?: ________     
19. If you answered "no" to questions 17 and 18 please explain how you were not tainted my modernism or secular humanism: ___________________________________
20. Have you ever set foot on a college campus: ______
21. Do you have a college degree? If so, please list degree: ________________       
(If you answered "yes" to either questions 20 or 21 please stop filling out this application)
21A. Are you able to hold intelligent conversation on subjects other than babies, knitting, cosmetics, and cooking?:_____________________________
21B. Do you have a well paying job. Please be sure to mention your salary: _______________   (If your salary is less than $40,000 please stop filling out this application)
21C. Do you agree that it is an abomination for women to have jobs?: ______ (If you answered "no" please stop filling out this application).

22. On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot are you (with 1 representing Gertrude Stein and 10 representing Megan Fox, modestly dressed of course): ____________
23. If you answered anything other than "10" please explain why I should continue to give this application serious consideration: ________________________________________
24. Do you own pants?: _________
25. Have you ever at any point in your life worn pants?: _______________             
26. If so, please list all the occasions that you did so and give a brief explanation as to why you engaged in such unchaste behavior: ______________________________________
27. What kind of chapel do you attend (i.e. FSSP, SSPX, Independent): ___________
28. Is Bishop Williamson a great bishop or the greatest bishop ever?: __________________
29. Have you ever attended the Novus Ordo? If so, please list all occasions and explain why you committed this blasphemy: _________________
30. How many people are you friends with who are not Traditional Catholics: ________
31. If you answered question 30 with anything other than "0" please explain how you can still be considered a traditional Catholic: _____________
31. Does the sun revolve around the Earth?: ______________
32. How long have the dinosaurs been extinct?: _________
33. Who is responsible for the 9/11 attacks?: ________________
34. Is Ron Paul a great statesmen or the greatest statesmen ever?: __________________           
35.  Which group should we fear the most: Jews, Muslims, Freemasons, Reptilians, Feminists, or the Bilderberg group?: ________________
36. Is your name Laura?: ____________   (If you answered "yes" to question 36 please burn this application)
37. If you answered questions 31-35 with anything other than "I don't know" please explain how you have not been tainted by education: ________________________
38. Are you able to cook a five star breakfast, lunch, and dinner everyday from the date of our marriage until the date of my death?:_______________________________
39. Will you be able to produce only 2-3 children without the use of birth control, NFP, or abstinence? _______________.
40. Is it wrong for a husband to hit his wife? _______________
41. If you answered "yes" to question 40 please explain how you're not a feminist: ______________________________
42. Do you drink? If so, how often? ____________
43. Are you okay with me getting plastered every night? _______________
44. Do you smoke? If so, how often? _____________
45. Do you have a history of mental illness?: _________________  (If you answered question 45 with "yes" please stop filling out the application unless you answered question 22 with a "10")

List the details of your past three relationships starting with the most recent. Please include start and end date and reason for ending the relationship:
I. ___________________________
II. ___________________________
III. ___________________________

Please supply references of three traditional Catholics that know you:
I. _____________________________
II. _____________________________
III. _____________________________

I hereby swear before the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost and the Blessed Virgin Mary that the information given by me in this application is true to my knowledge and I give you the authorization to verify it using any means you deem appropriate. I understand that by filling out this form and submitting it for review does not guarantee that I will be chosen.

Date: _________________                            Signature: __________________


Name of witness if applicant signed with an "X": ___________________________
Name of person who filled out application if applicant is illiterate: ________________________

This kind of humor isn't my cup of tea -- the whole thing drips with *Fisheaters* tier humor. 

If you were an average Fisheaters member, totally fitting in, having all the average beliefs, you'd get all the jokes.

The things this paper jokes about aren't the same things CI members have criticized and joked about. These jokes were tailored for FE members, not CI members. A whole different flavor. 

Hard to describe it, but as an amateur poet I definitely taste the "flavor".

When waxing superior, even in jest, it is wise to proofread or get assistance from someone who can do so. 

I don't get this one, can someone explain it?:

36. Is your name Laura?: ____________   (If you answered "yes" to question 36 please burn this application)

I think Laura was the name of the pervert man who wanted to be a woman. Sickening.

I don't get this one, can someone explain it?:

36. Is your name Laura?: ____________   (If you answered "yes" to question 36 please burn this application)

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That one puzzles me too. I think most likely it's just an inside joke with the author, like maybe he had a bad experience with someone named Laura.

Same with this one:
22. On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot are you (with 1 representing Gertrude Stein and 10 representing Megan Fox, modestly dressed of course): ____________

I suppose most people know who Gertrude Stein and Megan Fox are, but I haven't a clue.

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Here you go. You should be able to figure out which is which
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That one puzzles me too. I think most likely it's just an inside joke with the author, like maybe he had a bad experience with someone named Laura.

Yes, a great deal can be learned about the author's personal history, like this:
13. Are you a virgin?: ____
14. If you answered "yes" to question 13, but are over the age of 16 please explain how this is possible:
A traditional Catholic who is not rationalizing his own illicit behavior would not be projecting such low moral standards onto others (even as a joke.)

In all fairness, though, I do not recall ever knowing a traditional Catholic man who had standards anywhere close to what is described in this humor piece.

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I think part of the reason it's so funny for me is because it's hard to tell exactly who is being pilloried here. It's capable of various interpretations. Is it making fun of trad women who are influenced by modern ideas? That's one possible interpretation. Is it making fun of men who want women to fulfill more traditional roles in society and in marriage? That's also possible. It kind of looks to me more like a self-parody than a parody of someone else. I'm not sure; it's sort of a Rorschach test in which everyone sees their own ideas, I think. There are multiple layers here, which I think is part of what makes it so clever.
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