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Offline Matthew

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Making fun of Steven Seagal movies
« on: July 05, 2025, 12:52:03 PM »
Boy has Steven Seagal gone to pot.
He used to be cheesy enough when he was young, very violent, narcissistic, etc. -- but now he's just cringe. He's got to be close to the worst actor still making movies.

His acting? He makes William Shatner look like Sir Patrick Stewart.

This guy has some "language" (no blasphemy, fortunately) but he's incredibly funny. Especially when he makes fun of modern Steven Seagal movies. I love "funny because it's true" brutally honest/sarcastic humor.


Re: Making fun of Steven Seagal movies
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2025, 01:12:24 PM »
The only 2 Seagal movies that are any good are Out For Justice (1991) and Under Siege (1992). Everything else was garbage.


Re: Making fun of Steven Seagal movies
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2025, 12:27:15 AM »
The only 2 Seagal movies that are any good are Out For Justice (1991) and Under Siege (1992). Everything else was garbage.
Above the Law and Hard to Kill were, good, too.

Re: Making fun of Steven Seagal movies
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2025, 12:27:48 AM »
Btw, Seagal is part racial jew. 

Offline Matthew

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Re: Making fun of Steven Seagal movies
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2025, 12:29:14 AM »
Btw, Seagal is part racial jew.
Wouldn't surprise me.

In case you can't tell, I'm not exactly a fan. He was unique, I'll give him that. In the 90's we had so many unique actors you could remember. Companies, websites, movies, stores, video games -- everything and everyone took more risks and had more personality back then.

What kills me is how his hair looks "spray painted" now. Jet black, even though the dude is like 72 years old. And all the energy of the average octogenarian.

His use of body doubles and camera tricks is comical -- hilarious even. I accidentally spit on my monitor during one of them, in a typical scene that was violent, but unexpected/over-the-top. Some of his scenes/movies catch you unawares, they can be so unexpectedly stupid.

I mean, his movies were pretty "stupid" even in the good old days, when he was in his prime. Even as a teenager, I thought it was odd that his enemies would praise him and tell each other how awesome Seagal's character was during the movie. There's a worldly, non-clean version to describe such flattery as well, which I will pass over. But I've never met an enemy IRL that would do that, even if the guy in question WAS awesome. Having watched a few of these review videos, I now know that's apparently a thing in many of Seagal's films. He has to be a complete badass in every movie he makes.

He must have serious self-esteem issues.