"6. At the Scottish Women's Institute in 1961: "British women can't cook""
And now we know why chicken tikka masala, though delicious, was actually invented in Great Britain. 
This was the first time I posted something under the FUNNY STUFF FOR CATHOLICS heading. For my troubles I got two thumbs down and a response that addressed none of the FUNNY Stuff remarks but went on to discuss everything nasty associated with this now dead man.
So, thank you Minnesota as the only one who joined in with the topic of funny stuff.
Needless to say I will not be posting anything funny here again as a sense of humour doesn't seem to exist on this forum. Its who said something funny that determines if its funny.
That said, how many of you saw his funeral yesterday? The prayers reflecting the belief in God and the afterlife said out loud and the singing in praise of God was beautiful, a belief shared by any traditional Catholic, the likes of which I have not heard at a Catholic funeral for a long time. Now go and find fault in that as happened in their now Protestant St George's chapel.