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Traditional Catholic Faith => Funny Stuff for Catholics => Topic started by: Marcelino on June 09, 2012, 11:59:43 PM
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I'm sure you've all noticed the stressed out blond haired white guy on the lawyers.com banner on the top and bottom of the page. Just when I thought it was impossible for an ad to be more annoying (little israeli girl, in battle fatigues, putting on her cammo face paint).
Good news though, at the bottom of the page, you'll notice white guy has had all his troubles solved by lawyers.com and is now enjoying a stress free life! :jester:
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George Clinton (rock n roll hall of fame in duct ee and "grand master of funk") loves the new ad banners!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/36/George_Clinton_in_Centreville.jpg/450px-George_Clinton_in_Centreville.jpg)
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(http://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/RV-AC116_GANDHI_DV_20110324232726.jpg)
LANGUAGE PROFESSORS HATE THIS GUY!
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(http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/little-girl-giving-orders-to-soldiers.jpg)
Isreali marine commander-commando-super-killer-high-ranker-butt-kicker, speaks with "the boys."
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(http://laist.com/attachments/lindsayrebecca/kkk.jpg)
TO DEFUND PLANNED PARENTHOOD!
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(http://blackbirdpress.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/orange3_fn.jpg)
Your amazing new orange wife is just a click away!
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(http://thisweekinblackness.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/nerdy-white-guy1.jpg)
Got Me One!
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If you don't have a pdf reader already, chances are you can't read anyway.
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Orange wife looks like ganguro girl
Used to be popular fashion in Japan
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Orange wife looks like ganguro girl
Used to be popular fashion in Japan
Wow, you are right.
"Ganguro (Kanji：顔黒 Hiragana: がんぐろ Katakana: ガングロ lit. "Black Face", pronounced "ganguro") is an alternative fashion trend of blonde, pink or silver hair and tanned skin among young Japanese women that peaked in popularity around the year 2000. The Shibuya and Ikebukuro districts of Tokyo were the centers of ganguro fashion. In contradiction to the traditional Japanese concept of beauty by having pale skin, dark hair, and neutral makeup tones, rebellious youth tanned their skin, bleached their hair, and used colourful makeup.[1] There is a connection to Japanese folklore of ghosts and demons, who are depicted with a similar appearance and often displayed in kabuki and noh costumes. This connection to folklore is further noted in the ganguro offshoot style called yamanba, named after a famous story about a mountain witch.[2] The term ganguro is a portmanteau of the Japanese word gangankuro "ガンガン黒", meaning extremely dark, and guro "グロ", meaning grotesque, and the word ganguro translates to "blackface" or "charbroiled face", meaning heavily sunburned face.[3]"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganguro
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/17/Ganguro_crop.jpg/220px-Ganguro_crop.jpg)
two japanese "ganguro girls" in the subway (weird how make up becomes an identity)
I feel mocked by this.
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LAUNCH YOUR MUSIC CAREER TODAY; GEORGE CLINTON DID AND HE LOVES IT! :smoke-pot:
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JANIS JOPLIN SAYS, THE MUSIC BIZ IS GROOVY! :smoke-pot: :smoke-pot:
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(http://laist.com/attachments/lindsayrebecca/kkk.jpg)
TO DEFUND PLANNED PARENTHOOD!
GET THE WORD OUT! :smile:
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Sittercity will hook you up with a stranger to watch your kids!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rZs2dB5wxVs/TKG6Cw7_PKI/AAAAAAAAaHo/Dp1-9yll3Qo/s1600/1.jpeg)
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Thinking About Converting????
You can learn Hebrew online, from a real jew in Israel!
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/K_PX5Jtr0rA/0.jpg)
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Single?
Lonely?
These folks found love, at Hardee's Dating Service, maybe you could too!
(http://svwc.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/GoofyCouple_00011.jpg)
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What's the point of this thread, Marcelino? It's going over my head.
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What's the point of this thread, Marcelino? It's going over my head.
I can't quite put my finger on it either, but it shows I've lead a 'sheltered life'! And Deo Gratias for that! If you thought the world had lost its mind just by what you see day to day, just look here for some really, really, whacked out 'world-lings' 'strutting their stuff'. This gives new meaning to the phrase 'shock value'! :facepalm:
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What's the point of this thread, Marcelino? It's going over my head.
Just making fun of the ads. :jester:
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You could get a discount on gas, from Gas Can Man, or you could try this old fashioned, yet proven technique
(http://forestlaketimes.com/images/stories/January2011/holidaysuspect.jpg) :jester:
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You could get a discount on gas, from Gas Can Man, or you could try this old fashioned, yet proven technique
(http://forestlaketimes.com/images/stories/January2011/holidaysuspect.jpg) :jester:
Lets look at the pros and cons involved here:
Long lines to wait in vs. moving right up to the front of the line
Paying money for gas vs. taking money, with your gas!
No free snacks vs. all the free stuff you can carry!
No jail time vs. 3 square meals and a cot for who knows how long, courtesy of uncle sam!
When you add it all up, I think the choice is clear, GasMan is o.k., but it can't hold a candle to Smith & Wesson!
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(http://www.newsgroper.com/files/post_images/ahmadinejadpeace.jpg)
Language Professors and zionists hate him! :jester:
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(http://heebmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/w-hitler-082912-290x290.jpg)
they hate this guy too! :jester:
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can you see the resemblance? (hint: it's something in the eyes) :roll-laugh2:
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You could get a discount on gas, from Gas Can Man, or you could try this old fashioned, yet proven technique
(http://forestlaketimes.com/images/stories/January2011/holidaysuspect.jpg) :jester:
Lets look at the pros and cons involved here:
Long lines to wait in vs. moving right up to the front of the line
Paying money for gas vs. taking money, with your gas!
No free snacks vs. all the free stuff you can carry!
No jail time vs. 3 square meals and a cot for who knows how long, courtesy of uncle sam!
When you add it all up, I think the choice is clear, GasMan is o.k., but it can't hold a candle to Smith & Wesson!
Some 'big, ugly, queer clown awaits him in his 'new home' too.
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(http://blackbirdpress.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/orange3_fn.jpg)
Your amazing new orange wife is just a click away!
umpah-lumpah??
doopitty doh
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You could get a discount on gas, from Gas Can Man, or you could try this old fashioned, yet proven technique
(http://forestlaketimes.com/images/stories/January2011/holidaysuspect.jpg) :jester:
Lets look at the pros and cons involved here:
Long lines to wait in vs. moving right up to the front of the line
Paying money for gas vs. taking money, with your gas!
No free snacks vs. all the free stuff you can carry!
No jail time vs. 3 square meals and a cot for who knows how long, courtesy of uncle sam!
When you add it all up, I think the choice is clear, GasMan is o.k., but it can't hold a candle to Smith & Wesson!
Some 'big, ugly, queer clown awaits him in his 'new home' too.
Oh boy, talk about "shock value!" :facepalm:
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Adolph Hitler says, "DEFUND PLANNED PARENTHOOD!"
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Find your "soul mate" We did! :jester:
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So did we! (yes, how could they have known, they'd find love on perfectmatch.tom) :jester:
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(http://www.israellycool.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/garlasco-couple-pic.jpg)
Awwwwww
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(http://www.israellycool.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/garlasco-couple-pic.jpg)
Awwwwww
It's from wehrmacht-awards. Great picture.
Amen, mein Kameraden.
Amen!
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(http://abagond.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/ebonics.jpg)
Language professors hate this guy :jester:
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(http://www.moviediva.com/MD_root/MDimages/Copy_of_BrideofF.jpg)
Nicki and Jim found love on catholicsincaddiesdating.tom You can too!!!!
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We met at wedding-crunchers.sog, you can too! :jester:
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(http://bluefairypipedreams.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/mr-bean.jpg)
Language Professors Hate Him!
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Have a burning desire to share your musical talent with the world?
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Single? Christian? Look like a girl?
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GET OFF THE GREEN, DINAH!!! :roll-laugh2:
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Single? Christian? Look like a girl?
YIKES!! :shocked:
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(http://www.bioenergyconsult.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/biodigester-turns-cow-manure-into-methane-gas.jpg)
not sure which one's your perfect match?
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Are you writing a book? :boxer:
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Are you writing a book? :boxer:
What the heck is this post supposed to mean? :laugh1:
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Are you writing a book? :boxer:
What the heck is this post supposed to mean? :jester:
I don't know! :alcohol:
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(http://www.palmspringslife.com/galleries/1716/18241-DocuŠ¼entsandSettingstmayDesktop400WDroplettGolf-Lead-cc.jpg)
GET OFF THE GREEN, DINAH!!! :roll-laugh2:
Yeah! :laugh1:
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What a weird thread. Why is Marcelino having a conversation with himself?
I'm totally lost.
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What a weird thread. Why is Marcelino having a conversation with himself?
I'm totally lost.
:confused1:
:laugh1:
A lot of Marcelino's jokes go over my head, seeming like inside jokes.
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Vote Republican or Die!
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