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Offline Marcelino

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« on: June 09, 2012, 11:59:43 PM »
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  • I'm sure you've all noticed the stressed out blond haired white guy on the lawyers.com banner on the top and bottom of the page.  Just when I thought it was impossible for an ad to be more annoying (little israeli girl, in battle fatigues, putting on her cammo face paint).  

    Good news though, at the bottom of the page, you'll notice white guy has had all his troubles solved by lawyers.com and is now enjoying a stress free life!   :jester:


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    « Reply #1 on: June 10, 2012, 12:28:55 AM »
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  • George Clinton (rock n roll hall of fame in duct ee and "grand master of funk") loves the new ad banners!  




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    « Reply #2 on: June 10, 2012, 12:37:26 PM »
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  • LANGUAGE PROFESSORS HATE THIS GUY!  

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    « Reply #3 on: June 10, 2012, 07:01:25 PM »
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  • Isreali marine commander-commando-super-killer-high-ranker-butt-kicker, speaks with "the boys."  

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    « Reply #4 on: June 10, 2012, 11:27:04 PM »
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  • TO DEFUND PLANNED PARENTHOOD!  


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    « Reply #5 on: June 10, 2012, 11:34:18 PM »
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  • Your amazing new orange wife is just a click away!  

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    « Reply #6 on: June 10, 2012, 11:35:20 PM »
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  • Got Me One!  

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    « Reply #7 on: June 10, 2012, 11:48:12 PM »
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  • If you don't have a pdf reader already, chances are you can't read anyway.



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    « Reply #8 on: June 12, 2012, 03:04:41 PM »
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  • Orange wife looks like ganguro girl

    Used to be popular fashion in Japan
    can't tell if ninja

    or cryptotrad

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    « Reply #9 on: June 13, 2012, 01:57:13 PM »
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  • Quote from: Nylndech
    Orange wife looks like ganguro girl

    Used to be popular fashion in Japan


    Wow, you are right.  

    "Ganguro (Kanji:顔黒 Hiragana: がんぐろ Katakana: ガングロ lit. "Black Face", pronounced "ganguro") is an alternative fashion trend of blonde, pink or silver hair and tanned skin among young Japanese women that peaked in popularity around the year 2000. The Shibuya and Ikebukuro districts of Tokyo were the centers of ganguro fashion. In contradiction to the traditional Japanese concept of beauty by having pale skin, dark hair, and neutral makeup tones, rebellious youth tanned their skin, bleached their hair, and used colourful makeup.[1] There is a connection to Japanese folklore of ghosts and demons, who are depicted with a similar appearance and often displayed in kabuki and noh costumes. This connection to folklore is further noted in the ganguro offshoot style called yamanba, named after a famous story about a mountain witch.[2] The term ganguro is a portmanteau of the Japanese word gangankuro "ガンガン黒", meaning extremely dark, and guro "グロ", meaning grotesque, and the word ganguro translates to "blackface" or "charbroiled face", meaning heavily sunburned face.[3]"

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganguro


    two japanese "ganguro girls" in the subway (weird how make up becomes an identity)

    I feel mocked by this.  

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    « Reply #10 on: June 13, 2012, 02:05:21 PM »
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  • LAUNCH YOUR MUSIC CAREER TODAY;  GEORGE CLINTON DID AND HE LOVES IT!  :smoke-pot:


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    « Reply #11 on: June 13, 2012, 02:06:03 PM »
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  • JANIS JOPLIN SAYS, THE MUSIC BIZ IS GROOVY!   :smoke-pot: :smoke-pot:

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    « Reply #12 on: June 13, 2012, 02:13:03 PM »
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    TO DEFUND PLANNED PARENTHOOD!  


    GET THE WORD OUT!   :smile:

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    « Reply #13 on: July 01, 2012, 09:54:12 PM »
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  • Sittercity will hook you up with a stranger to watch your kids!  



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    « Reply #14 on: September 07, 2012, 11:40:29 PM »
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  • Thinking About Converting????

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