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Marcelino · « **Reply #15 on:** September 08, 2012, 02:59:45 AM »

Single?

Lonely?

These folks found love, at Hardee's Dating Service, maybe you could too!

guitarplucker · « **Reply #16 on:** September 08, 2012, 05:21:17 AM »

What's the point of this thread, Marcelino? It's going over my head.

Roman55 · « **Reply #17 on:** September 08, 2012, 09:51:36 AM »

Quote from: guitarplucker

What's the point of this thread, Marcelino? It's going over my head.

I can't quite put my finger on it either, but it shows I've lead a 'sheltered life'! And Deo Gratias for that! If you thought the world had lost its mind just by what you see day to day, just look here for some really, really, whacked out 'world-lings' 'strutting their stuff'. This gives new meaning to the phrase 'shock value'!

Marcelino · « **Reply #18 on:** September 08, 2012, 08:05:47 PM »

Quote from: guitarplucker

What's the point of this thread, Marcelino? It's going over my head.

Just making fun of the ads.

Marcelino · « **Reply #19 on:** September 08, 2012, 08:08:17 PM »

You could get a discount on gas, from Gas Can Man, or you could try this old fashioned, yet proven technique

Marcelino · « **Reply #20 on:** September 08, 2012, 08:51:41 PM »

Quote from: Marcelino

You could get a discount on gas, from Gas Can Man, or you could try this old fashioned, yet proven technique

Lets look at the pros and cons involved here:

Long lines to wait in vs. moving right up to the front of the line

Paying money for gas vs. taking money, with your gas!

No free snacks vs. all the free stuff you can carry!

No jail time vs. 3 square meals and a cot for who knows how long, courtesy of uncle sam!

When you add it all up, I think the choice is clear, GasMan is o.k., but it can't hold a candle to Smith & Wesson!

Marcelino · « **Reply #21 on:** September 08, 2012, 09:58:36 PM »

Language Professors and zionists hate him!

Marcelino · « **Reply #22 on:** September 08, 2012, 10:00:25 PM »

they hate this guy too!

Marcelino · « **Reply #23 on:** September 08, 2012, 10:01:52 PM »

can you see the resemblance? (hint: it's something in the eyes) :roll-laugh2:

Roman55 · « **Reply #24 on:** September 09, 2012, 02:26:04 PM »

Quote from: Marcelino

Quote from: Marcelino
You could get a discount on gas, from Gas Can Man, or you could try this old fashioned, yet proven technique

Lets look at the pros and cons involved here:

Long lines to wait in vs. moving right up to the front of the line

Paying money for gas vs. taking money, with your gas!

No free snacks vs. all the free stuff you can carry!

No jail time vs. 3 square meals and a cot for who knows how long, courtesy of uncle sam!

When you add it all up, I think the choice is clear, GasMan is o.k., but it can't hold a candle to Smith & Wesson!

Some 'big, ugly, queer clown awaits him in his 'new home' too.

Belloc · « **Reply #25 on:** September 10, 2012, 11:12:45 AM »

Quote from: Marcelino

Your amazing new orange wife is just a click away!

umpah-lumpah??

doopitty doh

Marcelino · « **Reply #26 on:** September 11, 2012, 01:18:27 AM »

Quote from: Roman55

Quote from: Marcelino
Quote from: Marcelino
You could get a discount on gas, from Gas Can Man, or you could try this old fashioned, yet proven technique

Lets look at the pros and cons involved here:

Long lines to wait in vs. moving right up to the front of the line

Paying money for gas vs. taking money, with your gas!

No free snacks vs. all the free stuff you can carry!

No jail time vs. 3 square meals and a cot for who knows how long, courtesy of uncle sam!

When you add it all up, I think the choice is clear, GasMan is o.k., but it can't hold a candle to Smith & Wesson!

Some 'big, ugly, queer clown awaits him in his 'new home' too.

Oh boy, talk about "shock value!"

Marcelino · « **Reply #27 on:** September 11, 2012, 03:42:05 PM »

Adolph Hitler says, "DEFUND PLANNED PARENTHOOD!"

Marcelino · « **Reply #28 on:** September 14, 2012, 04:50:53 PM »

Find your "soul mate" We did!

Marcelino · « **Reply #29 on:** September 14, 2012, 11:47:51 PM »

So did we! (yes, how could they have known, they'd find love on perfectmatch.tom)