Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
I support gαy marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.
Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
Yes, I'm a ʝʊdɛօ-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way.
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
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