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Title: Judas - the first Catholic to leave Mass early
Post by: Matthew on September 02, 2012, 10:04:48 PM
I thought this was funny because it's true.

Catholics take heed! Stick around until the recessional hymn is over.



Title: Judas - the first Catholic to leave Mass early
Post by: Iuvenalis on September 03, 2012, 12:00:36 AM
Mass is over after Ite Missa Est.
Title: Judas - the first Catholic to leave Mass early
Post by: Matthew on September 03, 2012, 01:21:17 PM
Quote from: Iuvenalis
Mass is over after Ite Missa Est.


Yes, but unless one's wife is in labor (or a similar emergency), it wouldn't kill a person to stick around till after the priest leaves the altar...

Title: Judas - the first Catholic to leave Mass early
Post by: Iuvenalis on September 03, 2012, 03:34:03 PM
Quote from: Matthew
Quote from: Iuvenalis
Mass is over after Ite Missa Est.


Yes, but unless one's wife is in labor (or a similar emergency), it wouldn't kill a person to stick around till after the priest leaves the altar...



LOL, indeed. We  'linger'  a bit after  mass to say some prayers  as  a family in  a couple  side chapels where  we  have particular devotions, so we are  usually out after everyone has   cleared out anyway, including parking. I don't know when it started, we've  just always done that.

Apparently it's odd of us.

One time a couple months back we were travelling and stopped into the local parish  for a daily Mass (it wasn't  a HDoO, but it was a Saint day that was  important to us). Needless  to say, it was NO and we knew we were rolling the dice but anyway but we were travelling and  there were certainly no SSPX or SSPV for 100  mi, they had a weird practice (even for NO) where  after the priest said "the Mass has ended..."  he  just stood at the bottom step and started chatting and  the parishioners started their  own side conversations.

It was really abrupt, like they couldn't wait for the Mass to end and to start chatting. It was like  the next words after he said the Mass had ended  was "How have you been Charlie?" like it was one contguous sentence and the side conversations broke out  so *immediately*.

I know you're probably not surprised, but I guess we don't get into NO churches much so it still shocks us.

Anyway, so we make our way over to Our Lady and we all  kneel and start praying Aves, and  the *priest* just  stands there chatting us up about where we  are from and where we are staying and doesn't care  one whit that *we are in prayer* and it is audible (the cacophany is around us with everyone chatting like a Starbucks) and he doesnt stop(!).  Then we  were at the Infant Jesus of Prague and, again, kneeling and praying audibly minding our own business and he asks more chit-chat questions from the front where he is (and we are all the way   at the  back now!) to ask what our kids' names are.

Polite conversation, but totally obtuse. I detected definite passive-aggression. I know we should give others the benefit  of the doubt but to stand there and jabber about nonsense when people are kneeling and praying, and *continue* to jabber without stopping is not an accidental interruption.
Title: Judas - the first Catholic to leave Mass early
Post by: Capt McQuigg on September 03, 2012, 04:21:52 PM
Quote from: Iuvenalis
Quote from: Matthew
Quote from: Iuvenalis
Mass is over after Ite Missa Est.


Yes, but unless one's wife is in labor (or a similar emergency), it wouldn't kill a person to stick around till after the priest leaves the altar...



LOL, indeed. We  'linger'  a bit after  mass to say some prayers  as  a family in  a couple  side chapels where  we  have particular devotions, so we are  usually out after everyone has   cleared out anyway, including parking. I don't know when it started, we've  just always done that.

Apparently it's odd of us.

One time a couple months back we were travelling and stopped into the local parish  for a daily Mass (it wasn't  a HDoO, but it was a Saint day that was  important to us). Needless  to say, it was NO and we knew we were rolling the dice but anyway but we were travelling and  there were certainly no SSPX or SSPV for 100  mi, they had a weird practice (even for NO) where  after the priest said "the Mass has ended..."  he  just stood at the bottom step and started chatting and  the parishioners started their  own side conversations.

It was really abrupt, like they couldn't wait for the Mass to end and to start chatting. It was like  the next words after he said the Mass had ended  was "How have you been Charlie?" like it was one contguous sentence and the side conversations broke out  so *immediately*.

I know you're probably not surprised, but I guess we don't get into NO churches much so it still shocks us.

Anyway, so we make our way over to Our Lady and we all  kneel and start praying Aves, and  the *priest* just  stands there chatting us up about where we  are from and where we are staying and doesn't care  one whit that *we are in prayer* and it is audible (the cacophany is around us with everyone chatting like a Starbucks) and he doesnt stop(!).  Then we  were at the Infant Jesus of Prague and, again, kneeling and praying audibly minding our own business and he asks more chit-chat questions from the front where he is (and we are all the way   at the  back now!) to ask what our kids' names are.

Polite conversation, but totally obtuse. I detected definite passive-aggression. I know we should give others the benefit  of the doubt but to stand there and jabber about nonsense when people are kneeling and praying, and *continue* to jabber without stopping is not an accidental interruption.


It's always a shock to view the behavior patterns of the Novus Ordites.
Title: Judas - the first Catholic to leave Mass early
Post by: Iuvenalis on September 03, 2012, 04:39:41 PM
Agreed, I think trads who are squeamish about being viewed as  'schismatics' should actually  attend a NO every so often-- it would  remind them, as it does me, that we really are dealing with a different religion since  VII.
Title: Judas - the first Catholic to leave Mass early
Post by: Loriann on September 03, 2012, 04:52:32 PM
Quote from: Matthew
I thought this was funny because it's true.

Catholics take heed! Stick around until the recessional hymn is over.



 :applause:

Love it! I have never understood it--it is generally about three or four minutes more.
Title: Judas - the first Catholic to leave Mass early
Post by: Belloc on September 04, 2012, 07:45:26 AM
Quote from: Matthew
Quote from: Iuvenalis
Mass is over after Ite Missa Est.


Yes, but unless one's wife is in labor (or a similar emergency), it wouldn't kill a person to stick around till after the priest leaves the altar...



after Ita, we do the final prayers, Leonine, Last Gospel and Hymn....most of us do 1-2 thanksgiving prayers after Mass............we leave the herding to the door for the NO.....
Title: Judas - the first Catholic to leave Mass early
Post by: Iuvenalis on September 04, 2012, 11:15:36 AM
I would almost prefer the NO flocks shuffle  out the door instead of engaging in a coffee klatsch right in front of the Blessed Sacrament (assuming they haven't relocated Him to the side in a corner).

These people have a perfectly fine parish hall and don't use  it/know what it's for. Why would we head to the parish hall to  socialize  when we  can  flap our  jowls right  here?
Title: Judas - the first Catholic to leave Mass early
Post by: poche on September 05, 2012, 04:03:43 AM
That is so true and I intend to point that out to the children in the catachism class.
Title: Judas - the first Catholic to leave Mass early
Post by: rowsofvoices9 on September 05, 2012, 01:53:59 PM
Or at least allow the priest enough time to reach the vestibule before exiting your pew.
Title: Judas - the first Catholic to leave Mass early
Post by: Traditional Guy 20 on September 07, 2012, 05:03:34 PM
Quote from: Belloc
Quote from: Matthew
Quote from: Iuvenalis
Mass is over after Ite Missa Est.


Yes, but unless one's wife is in labor (or a similar emergency), it wouldn't kill a person to stick around till after the priest leaves the altar...



after Ita, we do the final prayers, Leonine, Last Gospel and Hymn....most of us do 1-2 thanksgiving prayers after Mass............we leave the herding to the door for the NO.....


Same.

I say a few prayers and wait until everyone in front of me leaves.