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Offline Stubborn

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Jonah and the Teacher
« on: December 05, 2014, 01:22:12 PM »
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  • A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales and how she had heard in Sunday School about how a whale had swallowed Jonah.

    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

    The little girl remained steadfast in her position and reiterated that indeed, a whale had swallowed Jonah.

    Irritated, the teacher again stated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

    The little girl said, "I'm not sure how it happened, but when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

    The teacher replied smugly, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

    The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

    "But Peter and the apostles answering, said: We ought to obey God, rather than men." - Acts 5:29

    The Highest Principle in the Church: "We are first of all under obedience to God, and only then under obedience to man" - Fr. Hesse