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Traditional Catholic Faith => Funny Stuff for Catholics => Topic started by: Matthew on June 28, 2009, 07:41:28 AM

Title: Jokes
Post by: Matthew on June 28, 2009, 07:41:28 AM

Title: Jokes
Post by: DeMaistre on June 28, 2009, 03:58:30 PM

I love the box of chocolates, 0 to 200, and the Stanley Cup jokes.  :laugh1:

Title: Jokes
Post by: CM on June 30, 2009, 11:07:11 PM

Quote from: ChantCd

LOOK INTO MY CRYSTAL BALL

Jennifer visited a psychic of some local repute.

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.

She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked:

"Will I be acquitted?"

I'm sorry, but murder and divination are not appropriate subject matter for jokes on any Catholic forum.

Title: Jokes
Post by: Alex on August 26, 2009, 03:52:05 AM

I can't believe that the IT'S ALL UNDER THE LAW one actually happened! Unbelievable that the lawyer actually won the case. And how funny (and genius) that the insurance company beat him at his own game and charged him with arson.  :laugh2: