My Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal
was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but
she couldn't have been right, because everyone else
laughed. My parents told me to always tell the
truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what
happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of
PETA. He said they love
animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and
beef. Anyway, my teacher
sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he
laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher
asked me what my favorite live
animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She
asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make
them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's
office. He laughed, and told me not to do it
again. I don't
understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my
teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked me to tell her
what famous person I admired most. I told her,
"Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...