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Joke - Obama and the Pope
« on: September 30, 2012, 06:50:14 PM »
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    • The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.   The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"   Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand....Show me!"  

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    So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage!   AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY and there was happiness throughout the land!   Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?  

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    Joke - Obama and the Pope
    « Reply #1 on: September 30, 2012, 08:08:42 PM »
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    • It's a recycled joke. They just switched Hilary Clinton's name for Obama's. :P
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    Joke - Obama and the Pope
    « Reply #2 on: October 17, 2012, 08:30:35 PM »
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    • As long as there are popes and presidents, jokes like this will be recycled.  
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    Joke - Obama and the Pope
    « Reply #3 on: October 22, 2012, 02:50:29 AM »
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    • What do you guys have against recycling? It conserves limited resources and helps keep the Earth clean!  :jester:
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    Joke - Obama and the Pope
    « Reply #4 on: December 29, 2012, 08:34:26 PM »
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    • le comedy gold XDDDDDDDD


    i dont even like obama but #wow

    overused much?
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    « Reply #5 on: January 02, 2013, 03:24:02 PM »
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    • The version I heard involves the pope slapping the Queen of England in front of a crowd of 10,000 Irishmen. That's the version I prefer  :laugh1:
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