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Title: Joke NFL vs NBA
Post by: Matthew on July 07, 2011, 10:44:36 PM
GUESS WHICH ONE.......

NFL or NBA


36 have been accused of spousal abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

19 have been accused of writing bad checks

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault
71 repeat 71
cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 currently are defendants in lawsuits,
and
84 have been arrested for drunk driving
in the last year


Can
you guess which organization this is?
NBA Or NFL?


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Neither,
it's the 535 members of the
United States Congress

The same group of Idiots that crank out
hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line.


You
gotta pass this one on!
Title: Joke NFL vs NBA
Post by: Catholic Samurai on July 07, 2011, 10:47:01 PM

A CLASSIC!  :applause:
Title: Joke NFL vs NBA
Post by: roscoe on July 07, 2011, 11:56:26 PM
Quote from: Matthew
GUESS WHICH ONE.......

NFL or NBA


36 have been accused of spousal abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

19 have been accused of writing bad checks

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault
71 repeat 71
cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 currently are defendants in lawsuits,
and
84 have been arrested for drunk driving
in the last year


Can
you guess which organization this is?
NBA Or NFL?


Give up yet?
Scroll down,














Neither,
it's the 535 members of the
United States Congress

The same group of Idiots that crank out
hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line.


You
gotta pass this one on!


The NFL and NBA are far worse. Larry Elder has done a dozen or so shows over the yrs about this.

Http://www.larryelder.com
Title: Joke NFL vs NBA
Post by: LordPhan on July 08, 2011, 03:30:47 AM
http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/congress.asp
Title: Joke NFL vs NBA
Post by: ServusSpiritusSancti on July 08, 2011, 09:57:32 AM
Haha funny.  :laugh1:
Title: Joke NFL vs NBA
Post by: Hobbledehoy on July 08, 2011, 10:05:16 PM
Who came up with this?

Only a genius of a superlative sort would be able to shed a comical light upon a horribly tragic reality...

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71 repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit.


Hey, I can be a congressman then!  :roll-laugh1: