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Offline Matthew

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Joke NFL vs NBA
« on: July 07, 2011, 10:44:36 PM »
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    • GUESS WHICH ONE.......

    NFL or NBA


    36 have been accused of spousal abuse

    7 have been arrested for fraud

    19 have been accused of writing bad checks

    117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

    3 have done time for assault
    71 repeat 71
    cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
    14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
    8 have been arrested for shoplifting

    21 currently are defendants in lawsuits,
    and
    84 have been arrested for drunk driving
    in the last year


    Can
    you guess which organization this is?
    NBA Or NFL?


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    Neither,
    it's the 535 members of the
    United States Congress

    The same group of Idiots that crank out
    hundreds of new laws each year
    designed to keep the rest of us in line.


    You
    gotta pass this one on!
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    Offline Catholic Samurai

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    « Reply #1 on: July 07, 2011, 10:47:01 PM »
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    • A CLASSIC!  :applause:
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    Offline roscoe

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    Joke NFL vs NBA
    « Reply #2 on: July 07, 2011, 11:56:26 PM »
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    • Quote from: Matthew
    GUESS WHICH ONE.......

    NFL or NBA


    36 have been accused of spousal abuse

    7 have been arrested for fraud

    19 have been accused of writing bad checks

    117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

    3 have done time for assault
    71 repeat 71
    cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
    14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
    8 have been arrested for shoplifting

    21 currently are defendants in lawsuits,
    and
    84 have been arrested for drunk driving
    in the last year


    Can
    you guess which organization this is?
    NBA Or NFL?


    Give up yet?
    Scroll down,














    Neither,
    it's the 535 members of the
    United States Congress

    The same group of Idiots that crank out
    hundreds of new laws each year
    designed to keep the rest of us in line.


    You
    gotta pass this one on!


    The NFL and NBA are far worse. Larry Elder has done a dozen or so shows over the yrs about this.

    http://Http://www.larryelder.com
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    « Reply #3 on: July 08, 2011, 03:30:47 AM »
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    Offline ServusSpiritusSancti

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    « Reply #4 on: July 08, 2011, 09:57:32 AM »
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    • Haha funny.  :laugh1:
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    « Reply #5 on: July 08, 2011, 10:05:16 PM »
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    • Who came up with this?

    Only a genius of a superlative sort would be able to shed a comical light upon a horribly tragic reality...

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    71 repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit.


    Hey, I can be a congressman then!  :roll-laugh1:
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