Patrick was working with Mohammed on a scaffolding tower when Mohammed lost his footing and slipped. Paddy managed to grab his hand and Mohammed was left dangling 150 feet in the air.
"Please, please," Mohammed begged, "don't let me drop!"
"Will you eat my bacon sandwich if I pull you up?", Paddy asked him
"Yes! Yes! Of course I will!" Mohammed replied.
So Paddy let go, saying to himself, "I'm not having any dirty Muslim steal my breakfast".
I heard a different ending for this joke.
Patrick was taking his morning break from work with Mohammed on a scaffolding tower when Mohammed lost his footing and slipped. Paddy managed to grab his hand and Mohammed was left dangling 150 feet in the air.
"Please, please," Mohammed begged, "don't let me drop!"
"Will you eat my bacon sandwich, here, if I pull you up?", Paddy asked him.
"No! No! Please don't make me even TOUCH the pork!!"
So Paddy pulled the Mohammedan up to safety, and as he was catching his breath, the raghead started staring at his hands. Then, with contenance morphing into fury, he shoved Paddy off the scaffold, who cried up as he was falling down: "I saved your life! What did you do that for?"
To which the Moselm replied, "You TOUCHED me with PORK on your hands!"
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OKay MariaCatherine, you can thumb me up and then post that you regret doing so because making fun of Moslems killing Christians for touching them with lard on their fingers is no laughing matter.
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