A Jєωιѕн businessman in Brooklyn decided to send his son to Israel to absorb some of the culture of the homeland. When the son returned,the father asked him to tell him about his trip. The son said, "Pop, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity.""Oh, my," said the father, "What have I done?" He decided to go ask his friend Jacob what to do.
 
Jacob said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi and ask him what we should do.So they went to see the rabbi.
 
The rabbi said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel. He also came back a Christian. What is happening to our young people?"
 
"Perhaps we should go talk to God and ask him what to do."
 
The three of them prayed and explained what had happened to their sons and asked God what to do. Suddenly a voice came loud and clear from Heaven.
 
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The Voice said, "Funny you should ask. I, too, sent my Son to Israel."

I got a thumbs down.  Apparently we have a Jew in our midst.

Two old Jєωιѕн men are strolling down the street one day when they happen to walk by a Catholic church. They see a big sign posted that says, "Covert to Catholicism and get $10."

One of the Jєωιѕн men stops walking and stares at the sign. His friend turns to him and says, "Murray, what's going on?"

"Abe," replies Murray, "I'm thinking of doing it."

Abe says, "What are you, crazy?"

Murray thinks for a minute and says, "Abe, I'm going to do it."

With that, Murray strides purposefully into the church and comes out twenty minutes later with his head bowed. "So," asks Abe, "did you get your ten dollars?"

Murray looks up at him and says, "Is that all you people think of?"

Hmm. I think they got that backwards as to where the local call originated.