An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,
or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which
the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know dirt?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

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(from ReginaRachelle RT's facebook account) - I had to replace a dirty word.

LOL!   Does make more sense if she didn't replace the "dirty" word.

LOL

The word "dirt" is replacing another four letter word.
Dirt was the best choice because patties, pellets, and clumps do dissolve into dirt.

Quote from: Maria Regina

Quote from: MyrnaM

LOL!   Does make more sense if she didn't replace the "dirty" word.

LOL

The word "dirt" is replacing another four letter word.
Dirt was the best choice because patties, pellets, and clumps do dissolve into dirt.

"####" probably would have been the best substitute.

That was the exact word which I replaced. On another forum, that word was replaced by "graham crackers" by the automatic censor. I really laughed at that one.

I will never eat another graham cracker.