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Traditional Catholic Faith => Funny Stuff for Catholics => Topic started by: poche on April 18, 2015, 12:56:04 AM
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A woman and a man have a pretty serious collision. The cars are a total loss.
Therefore they crawl out of their respective vehicle. The woman said:
- "You are a man and I'm a woman.
Look at our cars. Nothing remains and we are not injured. This is a sign that God wanted us to meet and became friends. "
Flattered, the man replies:
- "I agree with you, this must be a sign."
The woman said:
- ".. Look, another sign My car was demolished, but the bottle of wine inside is intact surely God wanted us to drink to celebrate our good fortune to be alive."
She hands the bottle to the man. The man opens ithe bottle and drinks about half and then hands it to the woman.
She takes it, puts the cap on it and gives it back to the man.
The man asks:
- "You dont want to take a drink?"
The woman replied:
- "No, I think I'll wait for the police."
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:roll-laugh1: Never trust a woman!