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Title: Irish beer
Post by: Matthew on October 07, 2009, 12:13:52 PM

An Irishman goes into a bar and orders three beers, the bar tender asks him why three beers, he replies that one is for him the others are in memory of his brothers who moved to America.

The man does this everyday for weeks on end. Then one day he orders just two. Thinking that one of the mans brothers must have passed away the bar tender goes up to him to offer his condolences. The man says "for what" to which the bar tender replies "seeing as you only ordered two beers I thought you lost one of your brothers. To which the man says
"No everyone is fine, I just gave up drinking for lent."

Title: Irish beer
Post by: Alex on October 09, 2009, 03:57:11 AM

"I just gave up drinking for lent." (http://www.postsmile.com/img/emotions/200.gif) (http://www.postsmile.com/)

Title: Irish beer
Post by: greenhill on November 06, 2009, 03:22:23 PM

Hang on. Something wrong here!
The English do the thick Mick jokes!
You Americans do Polish jokes! :roll-laugh2:

Title: Irish beer
Post by: Lybus on November 06, 2009, 03:27:57 PM

so that means the other two are for me, right?

Title: Irish beer
Post by: greenhill on November 06, 2009, 04:25:31 PM

Whoops!
Are you Polish?

Title: Irish beer
Post by: Lybus on November 06, 2009, 07:18:19 PM

Irish, but I didn't give up beer for lent :D

Title: Irish beer
Post by: greenhill on November 07, 2009, 05:29:21 AM

Well, don´t give up Lent for beer!

Title: Irish beer
Post by: CM on November 07, 2009, 06:31:49 AM

Quote from: greenhill

Well, don´t give up Lent for beer!

Good call.

Title: Irish beer
Post by: Katara of Shimabara on November 07, 2009, 01:53:59 PM

Quote from: Lybus

so that means the other two are for me, right?

In two years you can have all the beer you want. And in six years I'll challenge you to a beer drinking contest.  :alcohol: :laugh1:

Title: Irish beer
Post by: Vladimir on November 07, 2009, 03:29:02 PM

Beer tastes horrible in my opinion. Wine on the other hand.....

Title: Irish beer
Post by: Alex on November 08, 2009, 01:45:33 AM

Quote from: Vladimir

Beer tastes horrible in my opinion. Wine on the other hand.....

All alcohol tastes horrible! I don't know how any human can drink the stuff - other than for getting tipsy or drunk.

Title: Irish beer
Post by: CM on November 08, 2009, 04:21:04 AM

Obviously you're not endorsing that...

Title: Irish beer
Post by: Alex on November 08, 2009, 06:34:32 AM

Quote from: Catholic Martyr

Obviously you're not endorsing that...

Of course not.

If alcohol never had the effect it did, people would have not have continued to drink it when they first came upon the invention and it would have gone into "extinction". All alcohol tastes terrible. That is why when you taste it for the first time you think it is nasty and then you have to build up a taste for it. If something is an aquired taste, then it never had a good taste in the first place.

Title: Irish beer
Post by: Adam on March 11, 2010, 10:57:38 PM

Quote from: Vladimir

Beer tastes horrible in my opinion. Wine on the other hand.....

Wine. Drinkable but only just. Give me a good stout please!

Title: Irish beer
Post by: Catholic Samurai on March 15, 2010, 11:04:48 PM

Quote from: Alex

Quote from: Catholic Martyr

Obviously you're not endorsing that...

Of course not.

If alcohol never had the effect it did, people would have not have continued to drink it when they first came upon the invention and it would have gone into "extinction". All alcohol tastes terrible. That is why when you taste it for the first time you think it is nasty and then you have to build up a taste for it. If something is an aquired taste, then it never had a good taste in the first place.

Aw shutup! *hic*  :alcohol: