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Offline Matthew

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Humor: heaven vs. hell
« on: July 19, 2009, 10:34:02 PM »
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  • Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are Italian, the mechanics are German, the lovers are French, and everything is organized by Swiss.

    Hell is where the British are the cooks, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, the police are German, and everything is organized by Italians.
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    Offline Elizabeth

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    « Reply #1 on: July 20, 2009, 08:51:38 AM »
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  •  :laugh1:


    Offline parentsfortruth

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    « Reply #2 on: July 20, 2009, 12:24:09 PM »
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  •  :roll-laugh1:
    Matthew 5:37

    But let your speech be yea, yea: no, no: and that which is over and above these, is of evil.

    My Avatar is Fr. Hector Bolduc. He was a faithful parish priest in De Pere, WI,

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    « Reply #3 on: July 21, 2009, 02:36:55 PM »
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  • Quote from: ChantCd
    and everything is organized by Italians.


    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    « Reply #4 on: July 22, 2009, 10:54:49 AM »
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  • British police would slap you with a handkerchief and say not to do it again. German police would take out a club and start inchorent screaming as he chased you down the block.

    That's really funny.

    In regards to being a responsible man, would it be interesting to learn, after six years of accuмulating all the wisdom you could, that you had it right all alon