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Offline DominvsSabaoth

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« on: October 05, 2013, 10:30:09 PM »
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    • they say                               we say
    Saint John Catholic Community          Saint John Catholic Church
    Communion Service                          The Holy Sacrifice of Mass
    Alternative lifestyle                           Sinful lifestyle
    Father Billy                                       Father O'Connor
    Lay Eucharistic Minister                     The Extra Priest on hand in rectory
    Intolerant                                         Truthful
    Homophobic                                     Moralistic
    Worship Space                                  Holy of Holies
    Sign of Peace                                   Obstacle to prayer
    Partners                                           Shack-ups
    Partners                                           husband and wife
    Smart Car                                        VW van for family of 9
    cloakie-thingey                                 Cope
    sprinkling                                        Asperges
    Liturgical Reform                              Not again!!  :sad:
    ecuмenicism with Jєωs                      no thanks...
    ecuмenism with protestants               See above
    Table                                               Altar
    Podium                                            Pulpit
    Altar girl/dog/cat/Vulcan/it                Altar boy
    couch                                              pew
    radicals                                           Catholics
    crazy big family                                Catholic Family
    Hate Mongers                                  SSPX
    αnтι-ѕємιтєs                                    SSPX
    Pope Francis is our savior                 Jesus Christ is Our Savior
    Mary                                               Blessed Mother
    Joseph                                             Blessed Joseph her spouse
    Jesus the Worker                              Christ the King sovereign priest
    celebrant                                          priest
    sign of sexist oppression                   mantilla
    wafer                                               the holy eucharist
    reconciliation                                    confession
    confession room                               confessional
    Jesuit                                               liberal priest
    schismatics                                      Catholics
    fellow members of the church            Eastern Schismatics
    People of differing sɛҳuąƖ preference   sodomites
    Jehovah's witnesses                           door-knockers
    Barrier against participation               communion rail

    I hope this is helpful in communicating with your beloved novus ordo noodle brained friends
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    « Reply #1 on: October 05, 2013, 10:47:06 PM »
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    • a Communion Service is not the same as the Mass.
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    « Reply #2 on: October 05, 2013, 10:49:14 PM »
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    • If the wafer is not consecrated it is not the Holy Eucharist.
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    « Reply #3 on: October 05, 2013, 10:50:36 PM »
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    • Not all Jesuits are liberals
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    « Reply #4 on: October 05, 2013, 11:21:53 PM »
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    • they say               we say
    poche                    the troll
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    "This principle is most certain: The non-Christian cannot in any way be Pope. The reason for this is that he cannot be head of what he is not a member. Now, he who is not a Christian is not a member of the Church, and a manifest heretic is not a Christian, as is clearly taught by St. Cyprian, St. Athanasius, St. Augustine, St. Jerome, and others. Therefore, the manifest heretic cannot be Pope." -- St. Robert Bellarmine

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    « Reply #5 on: October 06, 2013, 12:47:42 AM »
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    • Podium                                            Pulpit
    Actually I think the correct word is ambon
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    « Reply #6 on: October 06, 2013, 01:09:59 AM »
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    • Jehovah's witnesses                          door-knockers
    I call them heretics.
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    « Reply #7 on: October 06, 2013, 04:45:49 AM »
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    • When I saw the title of this topic, my first thought was that poche could probably be the CathInfo official translator.
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    « Reply #8 on: October 06, 2013, 07:50:32 AM »
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    • Quote from: TKGS
    When I saw the title of this topic, my first thought was that poche could probably be the CathInfo official translator.

    Aha! A witty jab at poche being a modernist.
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    « Reply #9 on: October 06, 2013, 07:54:15 AM »
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    Not all Jesuits are liberals

    obviously you haven't met any Jesuits -_-
    anyone who is a true catholic like this post
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    « Reply #10 on: October 06, 2013, 08:00:01 AM »
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    • DS, aren't you currently working towards a certificate of ministry for the Novus Ordo?  
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    "Be kind; do not seek the malicious satisfaction of having discovered an additional enemy to the Church... And, above all, be scrupulously truthful. To all, friends and foes alike, give that serious attention which does not misrepresent any opinion, does not distort any statement, does not mutilate any quotation. We need not fear to serve the cause of Christ less efficiently by putting on His spirit". (Vermeersch, 1913).

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    « Reply #11 on: October 06, 2013, 08:14:00 AM »
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    DS, aren't you currently working towards a certificate of ministry for the Novus Ordo?  

    first of all, the abuses abounding at your average NO sickens me
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    « Reply #12 on: October 06, 2013, 12:54:07 PM »
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    • For once Poche is right!!!
    Indeed to label ALL Jesuits as liberal is false.

    Father Frederick Schell was a Jesuit & as far from a liberal as any man or priest could get.


    Also, I think that to call Jehovah Witnesses 'doorknockers' is rather disrespectful.  To be truthful I admire their zeal!  I always welcome them.  Here they are, coming to me!  What an opportunity!  Of course, after a session with me they never return, but at least I may have planted a seed & I tried.  
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    "I will lead her into solitude and there I will speak to her heart.  Osee 2:14

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    « Reply #13 on: October 06, 2013, 04:14:45 PM »
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    • Quote from: Thorn
    For once Poche is right!!!
    Indeed to label ALL Jesuits as liberal is false.

    Father Frederick Schell was a Jesuit & as far from a liberal as any man or priest could get.


    Also, I think that to call Jehovah Witnesses 'doorknockers' is rather disrespectful.  To be truthful I admire their zeal!  I always welcome them.  Here they are, coming to me!  What an opportunity!  Of course, after a session with me they never return, but at least I may have planted a seed & I tried.  

    I have known people to have thrown water at them
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    « Reply #14 on: October 06, 2013, 04:17:33 PM »
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    • Quote from: DominvsSabaoth
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    Not all Jesuits are liberals

    obviously you haven't met any Jesuits -_-
    anyone who is a true catholic like this post

    one person who disliked this isn't a true catholic
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