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Offline Zeitun

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« Reply #30 on: October 11, 2013, 10:49:07 PM »
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    Worship Space                                  Holy of Holies
    Actually the "worship space" could be referred to as the narthex, nave, or the sanctuary.  


    I believe the correct term is "ecuмenical worship space" :geezer:
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    « Reply #31 on: October 11, 2013, 11:21:14 PM »
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    Worship Space                                  Holy of Holies
    Actually the "worship space" could be referred to as the narthex, nave, or the sanctuary.  


    I believe the correct term is "ecuмenical worship space" :geezer:

    Actually the only ecuмenical worship space that I recognize is when there is an ecuмenical council, like Ephesus, Nicea, Vatican I & II etc...
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    « Reply #32 on: October 12, 2013, 07:48:22 PM »
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    Worship Space                                  Holy of Holies
    Actually the "worship space" could be referred to as the narthex, nave, or the sanctuary.  


    I believe the correct term is "ecuмenical worship space" :geezer:

    Actually the only ecuмenical worship space that I recognize is when there is an ecuмenical council, like Ephesus, Nicea, Vatican I & II etc...

    of course poche would mention vii
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    « Reply #33 on: October 12, 2013, 09:14:50 PM »
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    Worship Space                                  Holy of Holies
    Actually the "worship space" could be referred to as the narthex, nave, or the sanctuary.  


    I believe the correct term is "ecuмenical worship space" :geezer:

    Actually the only ecuмenical worship space that I recognize is when there is an ecuмenical council, like Ephesus, Nicea, Vatican I & II etc...

    of course poche would mention vii


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    "This principle is most certain: The non-Christian cannot in any way be Pope. The reason for this is that he cannot be head of what he is not a member. Now, he who is not a Christian is not a member of the Church, and a manifest heretic is not a Christian, as is clearly taught by St. Cyprian, St. Athanasius, St. Augustine, St. Jerome, and others. Therefore, the manifest heretic cannot be Pope." -- St. Robert Bellarmine

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    « Reply #34 on: October 12, 2013, 09:21:28 PM »
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    Worship Space                                  Holy of Holies
    Actually the "worship space" could be referred to as the narthex, nave, or the sanctuary.  


    I believe the correct term is "ecuмenical worship space" :geezer:

    Actually the only ecuмenical worship space that I recognize is when there is an ecuмenical council, like Ephesus, Nicea, Vatican I & II etc...

    of course poche would mention vii


    Trolls will do what trolls do.

    I agree, its as if he lives under a bridge and posts false information on his computer for a living
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    « Reply #35 on: October 12, 2013, 09:23:20 PM »
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    Worship Space                                  Holy of Holies
    Actually the "worship space" could be referred to as the narthex, nave, or the sanctuary.  


    I believe the correct term is "ecuмenical worship space" :geezer:

    Actually the only ecuмenical worship space that I recognize is when there is an ecuмenical council, like Ephesus, Nicea, Vatican I & II etc...

    of course poche would mention vii


    Trolls will do what trolls do.

    I agree, its as if he lives under a bridge and posts false information on his computer for a living


    Maybe his user name should be Billy Goat Gruff, although I don't think the troll had a name. Maybe it was poche.
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    "This principle is most certain: The non-Christian cannot in any way be Pope. The reason for this is that he cannot be head of what he is not a member. Now, he who is not a Christian is not a member of the Church, and a manifest heretic is not a Christian, as is clearly taught by St. Cyprian, St. Athanasius, St. Augustine, St. Jerome, and others. Therefore, the manifest heretic cannot be Pope." -- St. Robert Bellarmine

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    « Reply #36 on: October 13, 2013, 04:32:30 AM »
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    • they say                         we say
    Second Vatican Council     latrocinium
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    « Reply #37 on: October 13, 2013, 06:00:07 AM »
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    • People of differing sɛҳuąƖ preference  sodomites

    That is only if someone follows through with their disordered inclinations.
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    « Reply #38 on: October 13, 2013, 06:01:48 AM »
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    • Partners                                          husband and wife
    Actually I call a married couple husband and wife.
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    « Reply #39 on: October 13, 2013, 03:46:21 PM »
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    Worship Space                                  Holy of Holies
    Actually the "worship space" could be referred to as the narthex, nave, or the sanctuary.  


    I believe the correct term is "ecuмenical worship space" :geezer:

    Actually the only ecuмenical worship space that I recognize is when there is an ecuмenical council, like Ephesus, Nicea, Vatican I & II etc...

    of course poche would mention vii


    Trolls will do what trolls do.

    I agree, its as if he lives under a bridge and posts false information on his computer for a living


    Maybe his user name should be Billy Goat Gruff, although I don't think the troll had a name. Maybe it was poche.

    hoho
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    « Reply #40 on: October 14, 2013, 11:17:46 AM »
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    You left out "kneeler"


    That's NO speak for a trad.

    How about we say "kneeler" they say "What is that?"
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    « Reply #41 on: October 19, 2013, 03:31:13 PM »
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    • Oh, and don't forget these:
    they say                                      we say
    oecuмenical worship music  my ears are bleeding
    symbols of vanity                      decorations
    Communion cup                      ciborium
    I don't know the lyrics               anything Latin
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    « Reply #42 on: December 26, 2013, 01:36:34 PM »
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    • they say                      we say
    liturgical dance                 distractions to worship
    distractions to worship       iconography
    God and God's love            God and His love
    In Jesus Name                   In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost
    Contemporary Mass            Modernist Mass (with rock music)
    Traditional Worship             Modernist Mass
    Christian Rock Music           In the words of Hank Hill "your not making Christianity better, your just making rock music worse"
    O Come O Come Emmanuel    Veni Veni Emmanuel
    Fasting                               eating a meal less
    Starving Yourself                 fasting
    loving god's gαy children      Allowing sodomites to partake of the most blessed sacrament
    Eucharistic Meal                   Holy Sacrifice of the Mass
    What the Heck is that?         Missa Solemnis
    No idea what that is, either   Missa Lecta
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    « Reply #43 on: December 26, 2013, 01:39:39 PM »
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    • they say                               we say
    Saint John Catholic Community          Saint John Catholic Church
    Communion Service                          The Holy Sacrifice of Mass
    Alternative lifestyle                           Sinful lifestyle
    Father Billy                                       Father O'Connor
    Lay Eucharistic Minister                     The Extra Priest on hand in rectory
    Intolerant                                         Truthful
    Homophobic                                     Moralistic
    Worship Space                                  Holy of Holies
    Sign of Peace                                   Obstacle to prayer
    Partners                                           Shack-ups
    Partners                                           husband and wife
    Smart Car                                        VW van for family of 9
    cloakie-thingey                                 Cope
    sprinkling                                        Asperges
    Liturgical Reform                              Not again!!  :sad:
    ecuмenicism with jews                      no thanks...
    ecuмenism with protestants               See above
    Table                                               Altar
    Podium                                            Pulpit
    Altar girl/dog/cat/Vulcan/it                Altar boy
    couch                                              pew
    radicals                                           Catholics
    crazy big family                                Catholic Family
    Hate Mongers                                  SSPX
    αnтι-ѕємιтєs                                    SSPX
    Pope Francis is our savior                 Jesus Christ is Our Savior
    Mary                                               Blessed Mother
    Joseph                                             Blessed Joseph her spouse
    Jesus the Worker                              Christ the King sovereign priest
    celebrant                                          priest
    sign of sexist oppression                   mantilla
    wafer                                               the holy eucharist
    reconciliation                                    confession
    confession room                               confessional
    Jesuit                                               liberal priest
    schismatics                                      Catholics
    fellow members of the church            Eastern Schismatics
    People of differing sɛҳuąƖ preference   sodomites
    Jehovah's witnesses                           door-knockers
    Barrier against participation               communion rail
     oecuмenical worship music               my ears are bleeding
     symbols of vanity                             decorations
     Communion cup                               ciborium
     I don't know the lyrics                      anything Latin
     liturgical dance                                distractions to worship
     distractions to worship                      iconography
     God and God's love                           God and His love
     In Jesus Name                                 In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost
     Contemporary Mass            Modernist Mass (with rock music)
     Traditional Worship            Modernist Mass
     Christian Rock Music          In the words of Hank Hill "your not making Christianity better, your just making rock music worse"
     O Come O Come Emmanuel    Veni Veni Emmanuel
     Fasting                              eating a meal less
     Starving Yourself                fasting
     loving god's gαy children      Allowing sodomites to partake of the most blessed sacrament
     Eucharistic Meal                  Holy Sacrifice of the Mass
     What the Heck is that?        Missa Solemnis
     No idea what that is, either  Missa Lecta  
     

    I hope this is helpful in communicating with your beloved novus ordo noodle brained friends.   Now bigger than ever
    pax
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    « Reply #44 on: December 26, 2013, 05:01:15 PM »
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    Not all Jesuits are liberals


    This is true.  Some Jesuits are liberals, some are agnostics, some are indifferentists, some think the Church should approve of abortion, some think the Church should operate abortion clinics, some think the Church should embrace atheism.  

    Now that you think about it in it's entirety, the liberal Jesuits are probably the best of the bunch.
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