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Offline Philothea3

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Re: How to NEVER GET A DATE for the rest of your life (as a faithful catholic)
« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2022, 12:45:58 PM »
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    • Quote from: Ladislaus on March 10, 2022, 12:08:41 PM
    Someone once told me (and I wasn't wearing a cassock or anything) that "you look like a priest".  So I responded, "What does a priest look like?"

    About 10 years ago, on another occasion, I had some lady come up to me in a grocery store one time.  She had no idea who I was, had nevet met me before.  She told me out of the blue that I would become a priest.  I was totally puzzle by the remark.  She had no idea I was even a Catholic.

    In any case, the OP's post about "look like an angel" reminded me of this incident.
    Are you on your way to the seminary or...?
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    Offline Kazimierz

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    Re: How to NEVER GET A DATE for the rest of your life (as a faithful catholic)
    « Reply #16 on: March 10, 2022, 02:02:04 PM »
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    • You must have fallen from Heaven….

    So that makes me the Devil?
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    Da pacem Domine in diebus nostris
    Qui non est alius
    Qui pugnet pro nobis
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    Re: How to NEVER GET A DATE for the rest of your life (as a faithful catholic)
    « Reply #17 on: March 10, 2022, 03:49:55 PM »
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    • Quote from: Philothea3 on March 10, 2022, 12:45:58 PM
    Are you on your way to the seminary or...?
    He was in seminary ages ago
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    "Be not therefore solicitous for tomorrow; for the morrow will be solicitous for itself. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." [Matt. 6:34]

    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]

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    Re: How to NEVER GET A DATE for the rest of your life (as a faithful catholic)
    « Reply #18 on: March 10, 2022, 03:55:58 PM »
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    • Go directly from your job on the docks as a fish cleaner to your girlfriend’s house.  That way both the girl and her father know you are gainfully employed.  Maybe bring a house gift for her mother of a slab of fresh flounder or a live lobster.  
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    Re: How to NEVER GET A DATE for the rest of your life (as a faithful catholic)
    « Reply #19 on: March 10, 2022, 04:17:32 PM »
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    • Quote from: Seraphina on March 10, 2022, 03:55:58 PM
    Go directly from your job on the docks as a fish cleaner to your girlfriend’s house.  That way both the girl and her father know you are gainfully employed.  Maybe bring a house gift for her mother of a slab of fresh flounder or a live lobster. 
    Flounder is delicious. I think the much smaller sand dabs are even more delicious.
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    Re: How to NEVER GET A DATE for the rest of your life (as a faithful catholic)
    « Reply #20 on: March 10, 2022, 05:31:04 PM »
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    • Quote from: Mark 79 on March 10, 2022, 04:17:32 PM
    Flounder is delicious. I think the much smaller sand dabs are even more delicious.
    So, are you married?  To the fishmonger’s daughter?   Personally, I wouldn’t object to the flounder or the lobster, but the physical appearance and smell of my date might turn me off…dead fish, axle grease, diesel fuel?   If, however, the date was to accompany him on a fishing trip, I’d might be up for it.
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    Re: How to NEVER GET A DATE for the rest of your life (as a faithful catholic)
    « Reply #21 on: March 10, 2022, 06:11:31 PM »
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    • Quote from: Seraphina on March 10, 2022, 03:55:58 PM
    Go directly from your job on the docks as a fish cleaner to your girlfriend’s house.  That way both the girl and her father know you are gainfully employed.  Maybe bring a house gift for her mother of a slab of fresh flounder or a live lobster. 
    Haha, I'd accept the gifts but not the fish cleaner.
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