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How to NEVER GET A DATE for the rest of your life (as a faithful catholic)
« on: March 10, 2022, 10:41:21 AM »
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    • I decided I'll start this thread and post some original jokes I made here, and maybe some not original memes related to the subject. Feel free to contribute. ;)
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    THY WILL BE DONE ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN, so that we may love you with all our heart, by always having you in mind; with all our soul, by always longing for you; with all our mind, by determining to seek your glory in everything; and with all our strength, of body and soul... 
    - St Francis de Assisi

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    « Reply #1 on: March 10, 2022, 10:44:49 AM »
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    • Someone: "You look like an angel 😇"
    Me: "Oh yeah? Have you seen any of them before?"
    Someone: "Nah I meant..."
    Me: "Then you're either dumb or lying to say I look like something you've never even seen before. What's wrong with today's kids?
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    - St Francis de Assisi

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    « Reply #2 on: March 10, 2022, 10:45:37 AM »
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    • Someone: "You look like an angel 😇"
    Me: "Oh yea? What kind?"
    Someone: "Wdym?"
    Me: "?? There are 3 triads and 9 names of the ranks of angels, what angel were you talking about?"
    Someone: "Uhh-umm, nvm..."
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    - St Francis de Assisi

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    « Reply #3 on: March 10, 2022, 10:46:17 AM »
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    • Someone: "You look like an angel 😇"
    Me: "So I'm invisible??"
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    - St Francis de Assisi

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    « Reply #4 on: March 10, 2022, 10:47:07 AM »
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    • Someone: "You look like an angel 😇"
    Me: "That's a blasphemy."
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    - St Francis de Assisi

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    « Reply #5 on: March 10, 2022, 10:48:27 AM »
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    • We're like meatballs and pasta. People think we should be together, but we actually shouldn't. 

    (Italians will know what I mean)
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    « Reply #6 on: March 10, 2022, 10:54:34 AM »
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    « Reply #7 on: March 10, 2022, 10:56:58 AM »
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    - St Francis de Assisi

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    Re: How to NEVER GET A DATE for the rest of your life (as a faithful catholic)
    « Reply #8 on: March 10, 2022, 11:39:25 AM »
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    • Why?
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    "Be not therefore solicitous for tomorrow; for the morrow will be solicitous for itself. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." [Matt. 6:34]

    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]

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    « Reply #9 on: March 10, 2022, 11:40:29 AM »
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    Re: How to NEVER GET A DATE for the rest of your life (as a faithful catholic)
    « Reply #10 on: March 10, 2022, 11:47:40 AM »
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    "Be not therefore solicitous for tomorrow; for the morrow will be solicitous for itself. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." [Matt. 6:34]

    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]

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    Re: How to NEVER GET A DATE for the rest of your life (as a faithful catholic)
    « Reply #11 on: March 10, 2022, 11:50:40 AM »
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    • Quote from: DigitalLogos on March 10, 2022, 11:47:40 AM
    Just why this thread?
    Why not?
    It's obviously for fun.
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    Re: How to NEVER GET A DATE for the rest of your life (as a faithful catholic)
    « Reply #12 on: March 10, 2022, 12:08:41 PM »
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    • Someone once told me (and I wasn't wearing a cassock or anything) that "you look like a priest".  So I responded, "What does a priest look like?"

    About 10 years ago, on another occasion, I had some lady come up to me in a grocery store one time.  She had no idea who I was, had nevet met me before.  She told me out of the blue that I would become a priest.  I was totally puzzle by the remark.  She had no idea I was even a Catholic.

    In any case, the OP's post about "look like an angel" reminded me of this incident.
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    « Reply #13 on: March 10, 2022, 12:09:58 PM »
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    • So is this thread about bad "pickup" lines?
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    « Reply #14 on: March 10, 2022, 12:26:58 PM »
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    • Quote from: Ladislaus on March 10, 2022, 12:09:58 PM
    So is this thread about bad "pickup" lines?
    It can include that. Just hilarious things that people do that makes you realize how they're still single. 



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