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Traditional Catholic Faith => Funny Stuff for Catholics => Topic started by: Philothea3 on March 10, 2022, 10:41:21 AM
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I decided I'll start this thread and post some original jokes I made here, and maybe some not original memes related to the subject. Feel free to contribute. ;)
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Someone: "You look like an angel 😇"
Me: "Oh yeah? Have you seen any of them before?"
Someone: "Nah I meant..."
Me: "Then you're either dumb or lying to say I look like something you've never even seen before. What's wrong with today's kids?
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Someone: "You look like an angel (https://web.telegram.org/k/assets/img/emoji/1f607.png)"
Me: "Oh yea? What kind?"
Someone: "Wdym?"
Me: "?? There are 3 triads and 9 names of the ranks of angels, what angel were you talking about?"
Someone: "Uhh-umm, nvm..."
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Someone: "You look like an angel (https://web.telegram.org/k/assets/img/emoji/1f607.png)"
Me: "So I'm invisible??"
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Someone: "You look like an angel (https://web.telegram.org/k/assets/img/emoji/1f607.png)"
Me: "That's a blasphemy."
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We're like meatballs and pasta. People think we should be together, but we actually shouldn't.
(Italians will know what I mean)
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(https://i.imgur.com/5rAlTXo.png)
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(https://i.imgur.com/QyiYZc4.png)
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Why?
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Why?
Why what?
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Why what?
Just why this thread?
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Just why this thread?
Why not?
It's obviously for fun.
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Someone once told me (and I wasn't wearing a cassock or anything) that "you look like a priest". So I responded, "What does a priest look like?"
About 10 years ago, on another occasion, I had some lady come up to me in a grocery store one time. She had no idea who I was, had nevet met me before. She told me out of the blue that I would become a priest. I was totally puzzle by the remark. She had no idea I was even a Catholic.
In any case, the OP's post about "look like an angel" reminded me of this incident.
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So is this thread about bad "pickup" lines?
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So is this thread about bad "pickup" lines?
It can include that. Just hilarious things that people do that makes you realize how they're still single.
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Someone once told me (and I wasn't wearing a cassock or anything) that "you look like a priest". So I responded, "What does a priest look like?"
About 10 years ago, on another occasion, I had some lady come up to me in a grocery store one time. She had no idea who I was, had nevet met me before. She told me out of the blue that I would become a priest. I was totally puzzle by the remark. She had no idea I was even a Catholic.
In any case, the OP's post about "look like an angel" reminded me of this incident.
Are you on your way to the seminary or...?
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You must have fallen from Heaven….
So that makes me the Devil?
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Are you on your way to the seminary or...?
He was in seminary ages ago
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Go directly from your job on the docks as a fish cleaner to your girlfriend’s house. That way both the girl and her father know you are gainfully employed. Maybe bring a house gift for her mother of a slab of fresh flounder or a live lobster.
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Go directly from your job on the docks as a fish cleaner to your girlfriend’s house. That way both the girl and her father know you are gainfully employed. Maybe bring a house gift for her mother of a slab of fresh flounder or a live lobster.
Flounder is delicious. I think the much smaller sand dabs are even more delicious.
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Flounder is delicious. I think the much smaller sand dabs are even more delicious.
So, are you married? To the fishmonger’s daughter? Personally, I wouldn’t object to the flounder or the lobster, but the physical appearance and smell of my date might turn me off…dead fish, axle grease, diesel fuel? If, however, the date was to accompany him on a fishing trip, I’d might be up for it.
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Go directly from your job on the docks as a fish cleaner to your girlfriend’s house. That way both the girl and her father know you are gainfully employed. Maybe bring a house gift for her mother of a slab of fresh flounder or a live lobster.
Haha, I'd accept the gifts but not the fish cleaner.