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Online Philothea3

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  • Someone once told me (and I wasn't wearing a cassock or anything) that "you look like a priest".  So I responded, "What does a priest look like?"

    About 10 years ago, on another occasion, I had some lady come up to me in a grocery store one time.  She had no idea who I was, had nevet met me before.  She told me out of the blue that I would become a priest.  I was totally puzzle by the remark.  She had no idea I was even a Catholic.

    In any case, the OP's post about "look like an angel" reminded me of this incident.
    Are you on your way to the seminary or...?
    Siam figli della storia,
    di un sogno di un'idea:
    del domani che ci aspetta
    prepariamo la trincea.

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  • You must have fallen from Heaven….

    So that makes me the Devil?
    Da pacem Domine in diebus nostris
    Qui non est alius
    Qui pugnet pro nobis
    Nisi  tu Deus noster


    Offline DigitalLogos

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  • Are you on your way to the seminary or...?
    He was in seminary ages ago
    "The declared enemies of God and His Church, heretics and schismatics, must be criticized as much as possible, as long as truth is not denied. It is a work of charity to shout: ‘Here is the wolf!’ when it enters the flock or anywhere else." -- Saint Francis de Sales

    "For there shall be a time, when they will not endure sound doctrine; but, according to their own desires, they will heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears:" [2 Timothy 4:3]

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  • Go directly from your job on the docks as a fish cleaner to your girlfriend’s house.  That way both the girl and her father know you are gainfully employed.  Maybe bring a house gift for her mother of a slab of fresh flounder or a live lobster.  

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  • Go directly from your job on the docks as a fish cleaner to your girlfriend’s house.  That way both the girl and her father know you are gainfully employed.  Maybe bring a house gift for her mother of a slab of fresh flounder or a live lobster. 
    Flounder is delicious. I think the much smaller sand dabs are even more delicious.


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  • Flounder is delicious. I think the much smaller sand dabs are even more delicious.
    So, are you married?  To the fishmonger’s daughter?   Personally, I wouldn’t object to the flounder or the lobster, but the physical appearance and smell of my date might turn me off…dead fish, axle grease, diesel fuel?   If, however, the date was to accompany him on a fishing trip, I’d might be up for it.

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  • Go directly from your job on the docks as a fish cleaner to your girlfriend’s house.  That way both the girl and her father know you are gainfully employed.  Maybe bring a house gift for her mother of a slab of fresh flounder or a live lobster. 
    Haha, I'd accept the gifts but not the fish cleaner.
    Siam figli della storia,
    di un sogno di un'idea:
    del domani che ci aspetta
    prepariamo la trincea.