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Great puns
« on: August 30, 2016, 01:18:09 PM »
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  • When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
     
    A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
     
    When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
     
    The batteries were given out free of charge.
     
    A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
     
    A will is a dead giveaway.
     
    With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
     
    A boiled egg is hard to beat.
     
    When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
     
    Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
     
    Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
     
    A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
     
    When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
     
    The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
     
    He had a photographic memory which was never fully developed.
     
    When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
     
    Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
     
    And the cream of the twisted crop: Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
     
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