When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
 
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
 
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
 
The batteries were given out free of charge.
 
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
 
A will is a dead giveaway.
 
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
 
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
 
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
 
Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
 
Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
 
A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
 
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
 
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
 
He had a photographic memory which was never fully developed.
 
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
 
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
 
And the cream of the twisted crop: Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.