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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #1035 on: June 21, 2019, 08:46:21 PM »
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  • Australian School Answering Machine...



    TIA,

    The Aussies have a great sense of humor and plenty of common sense. Randy

    This one is priceless !!!

    This is the actual answering-machine message for the Maroochydore High School in Queensland, Australia.

    Wait for the phone to ring for the voice mail.

    The Aussies are a practical lot!

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/Pwghabw4N80?rel=0


         Randy Engel

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    Everything I see on the news tells me that Australians are just as politically correct, if not more so, than Americans.  I hope this is real.  I just have a hard time believing public employees would do this.

    Are there any Aussies on CathInfo who can confirm this?

    (I especially like the statement, if you would like this in another language, move to a country that speaks it.)

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1036 on: June 21, 2019, 11:21:43 PM »
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  • Everything I see on the news tells me that Australians are just as politically correct, if not more so, than Americans.  I hope this is real.  I just have a hard time believing public employees would do this.

    Are there any Aussies on CathInfo who can confirm this?

    (I especially like the statement, if you would like this in another language, move to a country that speaks it.)
    What's it got to do with political correctness?
    Oh ye of little faith. You can ask them but not today. It's Saturday here.
    This is an old recording so it could have been changed by now.

    https://maroochydoreshs.eq.edu.au/Ourschool/Contactus/Pages/Contactus.aspx



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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1037 on: June 21, 2019, 11:49:34 PM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1038 on: June 22, 2019, 07:18:59 AM »
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  • What's it got to do with political correctness?
    Oh ye of little faith. You can ask them but not today. It's Saturday here.
    This is an old recording so it could have been changed by now.

    https://maroochydoreshs.eq.edu.au/Ourschool/Contactus/Pages/Contactus.aspx

    It doesn't have anything to do with political correctness.  That's why I have doubts that it is used.  On the other hand, if this was from the 1970s, I'd believe it.

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    « Reply #1039 on: July 07, 2019, 05:57:52 PM »
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  • Protestant logic. 


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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1040 on: July 10, 2019, 08:35:43 PM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1041 on: July 12, 2019, 07:32:30 PM »
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  • Deo gratias feria sexta est....heu mihi

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1042 on: July 31, 2019, 04:09:51 AM »
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  • Construction crews must have been drilling, hammering, putting in screws, and whistling near him.
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1043 on: July 31, 2019, 04:15:32 AM »
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  • Here is a bird that can imitate car alarms, cameras, chain saws, and more.

    Lord have mercy.

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    « Reply #1044 on: July 31, 2019, 09:45:53 AM »
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  • Another great example of God's Handiwork. I can but imagine what other sounds this bird could make if exposed to the original source. :(
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1045 on: August 05, 2019, 04:50:18 PM »
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  • Obama is GREAT at math. He divided the Country, Subtracted jobs, Added debt and Multiplied misery..



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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1046 on: August 22, 2019, 12:35:24 AM »
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  • Is this the Hillary hen?

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1047 on: September 12, 2019, 07:40:10 PM »
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  • Q:  What is the biggest holy day for Australian Jews?

    A:  Passunder.

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1049 on: September 26, 2019, 02:17:32 PM »
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  • This video monologue isn't intended to be funny, but it's hilarious. A must watch, indeed.

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