I got this from Gateway Pundit in the comments section of the article about the Royal Guardsman passing out on camera. This is too funny not to share...
I was in a bar the other night and I overheard what I thought was a Scottish accent as three fat women were talking about the passing of the queen.
I said: "Good evening ladies! Are you three lassies from Scotland?"
They shouted back: "Wales!!! You bloody American idiot!...Wales!!!!"
I responded: "So sorry! Are you three whales from Scotland?"