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« Reply #2790 on: June 18, 2022, 10:42:11 PM »
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    « Reply #2792 on: June 20, 2022, 10:47:33 AM »
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  • Patience is a conquering virtue. The learned say that, if it not desert you, It vanquishes what force can never reach; Why answer back at every angry speech? No, learn forbearance or, I'll tell you what, You will be taught it, whether you will or not.
    -Geoffrey Chaucer

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    « Reply #2793 on: June 23, 2022, 05:10:15 PM »
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  • My favorite Jeff foxworthy:
    When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, "Let him pull it on his head a few times, he'll learn. You wanna put a penny in the light socket? Try that out. OHH! Hurt like hell, didn't it? Don't do that no more."


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  • Ordering food on a delivery app:

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