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    • Three engineers were riding in a car, went down a hill, and crashed. The mechanical engineer said, "It must be the brakes. Let me check 'em out." The electrical engineer said, "I think it was something in the electrical system. Let me check it out." The software engineer said, "Let's push it back up the hill and run it again."
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    « Reply #2666 on: May 22, 2022, 09:53:05 AM »
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    • The optimist says: “The glass is half full.” The pessimist says: “The glass is half empty.” The engineer says: “The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.”
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    « Reply #2667 on: May 22, 2022, 09:53:30 AM »
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    • How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That’s a hardware issue.
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    « Reply #2668 on: May 22, 2022, 09:54:26 AM »
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    • How do you get an engineer to do something you want them to do? Tell them it’s “impossible.”
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    • Proof: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is Money.

    As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time. And since Knowledge = Power and Time = Money, it is therefore true that Knowledge = Work / Money. Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge. Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
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