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Offline Kazimierz

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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #2430 on: October 20, 2021, 12:13:24 PM »
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    • One of several parodies I wrote, for these evil times :'(, to the tune of "The Sound of Silence" by Simon/Garfunkel




    Get lost Covid you’re a fiend
    We’re stuck again in quarantine
    Because politicians keep lying
    They be tyrants is what I’m thinking
    And the vaccine that will cure us of this pain
    They dont refrain
    Committing crimes for science
    In my house with my Iphone
    where I read CI alone
    I need a pillow as my brain gets cramped
    As I flip my finger to the latest rant
    When my eyes saw false figures of the Covid blight
    More Goebbels tonight
    Committing crimes for science
    And in the forum I did read
    Pfizer still aint up to speed
    And Sheeple masking without thinking
    Makes you want to try heavy drinking
    Stupid Karens with their voices oh so shrill
    They’ll take the pill
    Ignorant fools for science
    Jibbering idiots dont you know
    Propaganda likes faeces flow
    Like a river to infect your mind
    Destroying free will to make you blind
    They’ll make your life a living hell
    because they want compliance
    And the people wringed hands dismayed
    Poor decisions they made made
    But where are their hearts turning
    Is the flame of freedom still burning?
    And the TV blared there are many more deaths today
    At home you’ll stay
    And they complied in silence.

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    Qui non est alius
    Qui pugnet pro nobis
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #2431 on: October 20, 2021, 12:20:00 PM »
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    • Found another one......(to the theme of Dont stop believing by Journey) Adjusted for CathInfo :cowboy:


    Just an CI girl
    Livin' in a Covid world
    She realized she aint goin' anywhere
    Just an CI boy
    Dreaming this was the seige of Troy
    They put him on the midnight train bound for the Gulag Fair
    A tired nurse in a patient’s room
    The smell of blood and disinfectant looms
    Stuck in scandemic marish night
    that goes on and on, and on, and on
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    Stapo waiting
    like ghouls from an old graveyard
    To seize you if you not masking right
    Stupid sheeple
    Vaxxing for they have no notion
    Of the freedom they lost with no fight
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    Prayin’ hard to do God’s will
    The enemy my blood to spill
    Doing anything to live my life and damn the fines
    We will win, they must lose
    What war to fight you must choose
    If the BS never ends
    It might go on and on, and on, and on
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    Tempers raging
    because we’ve been pushed too far
    We’ll never give up this fight
    Wake up people
    The vaxx is just a deadly potion
    That likely will kill you outright
    Don't stop resistin’
    Hold on to the guns we’re wheeling
    Dont be like sheeple
    whoa oh oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Dont stop resisting!

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #2432 on: October 21, 2021, 03:51:06 PM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #2433 on: October 21, 2021, 03:53:40 PM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #2434 on: October 21, 2021, 07:16:02 PM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #2435 on: October 22, 2021, 11:20:28 AM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #2436 on: October 22, 2021, 01:54:59 PM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #2437 on: October 24, 2021, 12:17:03 AM »
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    • Ibranyi talking about a homo supporter
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #2438 on: October 25, 2021, 02:04:25 PM »
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    • Postings in another thread reminded me of this

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    Patience is a conquering virtue. The learned say that, if it not desert you, It vanquishes what force can never reach; Why answer back at every angry speech? No, learn forbearance or, I'll tell you what, You will be taught it, whether you will or not.
    -Geoffrey Chaucer

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #2439 on: October 25, 2021, 04:01:21 PM »
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    • Quote from: Emile on October 25, 2021, 02:04:25 PM
    Postings in another thread reminded me of this


    Better yet:

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    "Be not therefore solicitous for tomorrow; for the morrow will be solicitous for itself. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." [Matt. 6:34]

    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #2440 on: October 25, 2021, 11:35:52 PM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #2441 on: October 26, 2021, 06:29:27 AM »
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    • The Babylon Bee is hilarious :laugh1:

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #2442 on: October 27, 2021, 10:58:52 AM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #2443 on: October 27, 2021, 11:51:24 AM »
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    « Reply #2444 on: October 27, 2021, 11:53:18 AM »
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    • Quote from: Cryptinox on October 24, 2021, 12:17:03 AM
    Ibranyi talking about a homo supporter

    Sorry, I deleted my last reply. I asked who this was but I just did a google search and figured it out. 
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