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    « Reply #2402 on: October 15, 2021, 11:43:01 AM »
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    « Reply #2403 on: October 15, 2021, 11:43:39 AM »
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    « Reply #2404 on: October 15, 2021, 11:44:45 AM »
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    • Terrifying New Halloween Mask Depicts A Human Face Not Wearing A Mask
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    U.S.—Kids are getting their Halloween costumes together, and this year there's a particularly spooky one going around: some kids are wearing a popular new mask that depicts a human face not wearing a mask.
    Move over, zombies and werewolves! This mask is guaranteed to make anyone run away screaming!
    The new horrifying masks come in either boy or girl and show a smiling child's face, completely uncovered by any sort of mask. The uncovered human face, smiling innocently, is sure to scare and delight.
    "AHHHHH!!!" screamed one liberal mother in Portland as she saw her daughter wearing her new unmasked mask around the house. "OH! It's just you, Susie. Whew! I thought for a second there was a child not wearing a mask hiding in the closet! I nearly had a heart attack!"
    Some feel the mask goes too far. "I know Halloween is just for laughs and scares and everything, but that mask gives me the creeps," said Blair Bellows of Brooklyn. "The human face is very triggering for me." The mask comes with a trigger warning noting that it displays images unsuitable for libs.
    Kids, of course, are being encouraged to wear their usual mask under their unmasked mask.

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #2405 on: October 15, 2021, 11:49:50 AM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #2406 on: October 15, 2021, 11:50:40 AM »
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    • Quote from: Kazimierz on October 15, 2021, 11:43:39 AM


    Laugh out loud! Really, I am!

    "Laugh so you don't cry", this one is.
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    « Reply #2407 on: October 15, 2021, 04:31:04 PM »
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    • Quote from: Matthew on October 15, 2021, 11:31:51 AM
    It's nice, in a way, being so out-of-touch with politics and the mostly useless national news (=distractions).

    But what is "Let's Go Brandon!"?

    I don't get it.
    https://www.bitchute.com/video/gBDkSDjw1Oro/
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    « Reply #2409 on: October 15, 2021, 05:55:17 PM »
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    • Quote from: Matthew on October 15, 2021, 11:31:51 AM
    It's nice, in a way, being so out-of-touch with politics and the mostly useless national news (=distractions).

    But what is "Let's Go Brandon!"?

    I don't get it.
    Yeah! I am lost with many of these also. Who is that ugly baldy character who keeps appearing. The last time he was posted by Kaz at Reply #2392?
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #2410 on: October 15, 2021, 06:02:35 PM »
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    • I only know of such things as I watch perhaps too much :fryingpan:
    Political satire hither and yon.

    Which is not to say I ain’t clueless either about much stuff:laugh1:
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #2411 on: October 17, 2021, 07:48:38 PM »
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    Patience is a conquering virtue. The learned say that, if it not desert you, It vanquishes what force can never reach; Why answer back at every angry speech? No, learn forbearance or, I'll tell you what, You will be taught it, whether you will or not.
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #2412 on: October 17, 2021, 08:14:04 PM »
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    • "Lets go Brandon" was a failed coverup on live TV. An interviewer was talking to a race car driver named Brandon when the crowd erupted in the chant "F--- Joe Biden" and the interviewer said "Oh, it looks like they are cheering for you, yeah, Lets go Brandon" and its turned into a meme of sorts. When you see someone say "Lets Go Brandon", they really mean "F--- Joe Biden"
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    « Reply #2413 on: October 17, 2021, 08:56:23 PM »
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    « Reply #2414 on: October 19, 2021, 11:37:51 AM »
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    • Airlines: 40% Of Staff Spontaneously Developed Fear Of Heights
    What rotten luck! In a joint statement from the top airline CEOs, it was revealed that roughly 40% of their industry’s workforce has developed a fear of flying.

    “It’s called Acute Spontaneous Elevatie-a-Fraidy phobia, and we’re checking to see if it’s covered by Obamacare,” Southwest CEO, Gary Kelly said. “We don’t know if it’s an epidemic yet, but we do know it’s definitely not related to the vaccine mandate. That’s for sure.”

    The statement came after thousands of airline employees mysteriously didn’t show up for work.

    “They were screaming, ‘We’ll never take the vaccine!’ and we were yelling back, ‘Then you’re fired and we hope you all die!’.  So we had no idea why they stopped showing up until we got the diagnosis,” Delta CEO said. “Can you imagine if we had no answers about 3,000 canceled flights in a weekend? We’d look like a bunch of idiots!”

    Some say the labor shortage is because of the vaccine mandates, but Joe Biden was quick to debunk those conspiracy theorists.


    “The airlines had a 58% vaccination rate. And then we canned everyone without the vaccine. Would you believe that policy of mine raised the rate to 100%? No joke folks,” Biden bragged.

     Update: Airline executives are alarmed by a balmy 72° wave expected to hit the nation this week. “Welp, there goes another 3000 flights,” they informed the public.

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