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Offline Kazimierz

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« Reply #2360 on: October 12, 2021, 12:04:14 PM »
CDC warns Democrats to not take ivermectin because ‘it kills parasites’
 3 days ago GENESIUS TIMES Exavier Saskagoochie 

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ATLANTA—The Centers for Disease Control and Health Prevention (CDC) has issued a warning that Democrats and democratic socialists should not take ivermectin to treat COVID-19 because it is known to kill parasites.
“It appears the drug is very effective against COVID,” CDC Director Rochelle Walensky said, “but we just don’t know how human parasites like democratic socialists and Democrats will be affected. If you live in your parents’ basement or have voted for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, be very careful taking this drug.”
Studies have shown that ivermectin has killed several grown men registered as Democrats and living in their parents’ basements along with the entire 20-something population of Portland.
“We knew ivermectin was good at killing parasites, but we didn’t know it was that good,” Walensky said. “I will definitely steer clear of the stuff and I recommend all the NIH staff do the same.”
Many Democratic and several Republican politicians such as US Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY), have died from the anti-parasite drug as well.
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« Reply #2361 on: October 12, 2021, 12:06:36 PM »
Army Football's Winning Record In Jeopardy As General Milley Keeps Giving Opponents Their Playbook
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September 28th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com

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WEST POINT, NY—Army's football program has been winning games this year, but that record may be in danger as General Milley keeps sending copies of their playbook to their opponents. 
"I have always believed it's important to give your opponent a heads up on whatever your secret plans are," said Milley to reporters while getting his weekly pedicure. "That's only fair—especially when your team represents the racist imperial forces of American white rage, and your opponents are oppressed people of color. I learned that in my ARMY CRT training last week."
"I really appreciate the General giving us the Army playbook," said Ball State head coach Mike Neu. "That was pretty cool of him. We look forward to utterly destroying his team this Saturday!"
General Milley said he would really love to go to the game this weekend, but can't make it as he will be attending President Xi's son's piano recital in Beijing.

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