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Offline Kazimierz

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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #1275 on: June 02, 2021, 08:34:30 PM »
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  • Friends, Trad Roman Catholics, lend me an ampere, unless I caught you short, then make it a milliampere.

    A woman is like electricity. If you cant conductor ohm  then you probably have a resister unless she has currently has the capacity to charge. And if she has to do it over again, that would be revoiting.

    Da pacem Domine in diebus nostris
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    Qui pugnet pro nobis
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1276 on: June 02, 2021, 08:41:32 PM »
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  •  :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
    "In His wisdom," says St. Gregory, "almighty God preferred rather to bring good out of evil than never allow evil to occur."


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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1277 on: June 02, 2021, 09:39:06 PM »
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  • Should I be chuckling mwahaha yet? Hee hee.



    Patience is a conquering virtue. The learned say that, if it not desert you, It vanquishes what force can never reach; Why answer back at every angry speech? No, learn forbearance or, I'll tell you what, You will be taught it, whether you will or not.
    -Geoffrey Chaucer

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1278 on: June 02, 2021, 11:12:47 PM »
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  • The 19th amendment

    Offline Kazimierz

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1279 on: June 03, 2021, 11:54:21 AM »
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  • Those will work. :@)
     And therefore, — since I cannot prove a lover,
    To entertain these fair well-spoken days, —
    I am determined to prove a villain,
    And hate the idle pleasures of these days.”
    Da pacem Domine in diebus nostris
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1280 on: June 05, 2021, 08:50:10 PM »
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  • A timeless classic. 

    "Be not therefore solicitous for tomorrow; for the morrow will be solicitous for itself. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." [Matt. 6:34]

    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1281 on: June 05, 2021, 09:07:10 PM »
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  • AGE TEST:  Fill in the blank! 
    “Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?   The ______________ knows!”  (Now play the evil laugh.)

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1282 on: June 05, 2021, 09:08:07 PM »
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  • Patience is a conquering virtue. The learned say that, if it not desert you, It vanquishes what force can never reach; Why answer back at every angry speech? No, learn forbearance or, I'll tell you what, You will be taught it, whether you will or not.
    -Geoffrey Chaucer


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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1283 on: June 05, 2021, 09:12:17 PM »
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  • A timeless classic.


    The Heart of Jesus enabled me to watch and listen to most of this timeless video.  
    I give it the Authentically Awful Award of the week.

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1284 on: June 05, 2021, 09:57:45 PM »
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  • :laugh1:


    I listened to mp3s of this series many years ago. Classic gold. I though am not that man about town Lamont Cranston. He still comes across as a bit of a limp wrist. :laugh1:
    Time perhaps to binge listen. Again!
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1285 on: June 05, 2021, 10:16:54 PM »
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  • I listened to mp3s of this series many years ago. Classic gold. I though am not that man about town Lamont Cranston. He still comes across as a bit of a limp wrist. :laugh1:
    Time perhaps to binge listen. Again!
    There's a radio station near me that broadcasts the old radio shows some evenings. They get their feed from:   http://whenradiowas.com/

    In the grocery store, when the scamdemic first hit, there was an elderly man dressed exactly like the Shadow. First thing that came into my head: "who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men". I covered my mouth and faked a cough to hide laughing at the poor guy. :laugh1:
    Patience is a conquering virtue. The learned say that, if it not desert you, It vanquishes what force can never reach; Why answer back at every angry speech? No, learn forbearance or, I'll tell you what, You will be taught it, whether you will or not.
    -Geoffrey Chaucer


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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1286 on: June 06, 2021, 07:38:05 AM »
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  • A timeless classic.

    Awesome. Here's another one by Matt Mullholland:

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1287 on: June 06, 2021, 07:56:38 AM »
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  • Awesome. Here's another one by Matt Mullholland:

    Transcendent.
    "Be not therefore solicitous for tomorrow; for the morrow will be solicitous for itself. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." [Matt. 6:34]

    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1288 on: June 06, 2021, 08:25:28 PM »
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  • Songs of Tolkien - get your copy while supplies save the best for last....

    1. Does my Ring hurt your finger?
    2. Long and Winding Road to Mordor
    3. Two of us
    4. Precioussss memories
    5. Been through Rohan on a horse with a cool name
    6. Are you going to Pellenor Fields, with a sage like Gandalf this time
    7. I'm looking at Galadriel's Mirror
    8. On the Road again
    9. Gandalf's free, free falling
    10 It's been Sauron since Ive seen you
    11. Cuts like a Morgul knife
    12. This Elven ring doesnt shine for my anymore

    ;)
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1289 on: June 08, 2021, 03:56:15 PM »
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  • Da pacem Domine in diebus nostris
    Qui non est alius
    Qui pugnet pro nobis
    Nisi  tu Deus noster