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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #1270 on: June 02, 2021, 07:24:45 PM »
The best way to deal with liberal colleges is to go Columbine on them. Don't worry, if they're there, they probably deserve it.
You might have touched a raw nerve. Next time try broiled or stir fry.

Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #1271 on: June 02, 2021, 07:28:07 PM »
We should not try to get too hung up over gallows humour. But don’t keep up dangling if you have a good yarn, or at least adequate wool. But please don’t try to pull it over our eyes. That is an old sheep trick who likes to pony.


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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #1272 on: June 02, 2021, 07:51:32 PM »
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I hope at least you are not a vegetarian as that would be a missed steak.

Let's turn this into a "bad pun" thread !


Tempting a Canadian to make puns? You have no IDEA what you've started Lad!


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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #1273 on: June 02, 2021, 08:03:22 PM »
Tempting a Canadian to make puns? You have no IDEA what you've started Lad!


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Should I be chuckling mwahaha yet? Hee hee.
Playing with words while eating prime rib might get you im-puned on a steak if someone has a beef with you. Now playing with curds is something you won’t get a whey with. You’ll just make a muffet out of it. What’s a muffet? About five bucks a pound.

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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #1274 on: June 02, 2021, 08:22:22 PM »
Tempting a Canadian to make puns? You have no IDEA what you've started Lad!


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This might add 30 pages to this thread ... until it rivals the infamous What's for dinner thread.