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Offline Matto

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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #1260 on: June 02, 2021, 02:43:05 PM »
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    • The best way to deal with liberal colleges is to go Columbine on them. Don't worry, if they're there, they probably deserve it.
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1261 on: June 02, 2021, 03:41:22 PM »
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    • Quote from: Matto on June 02, 2021, 02:43:05 PM
    The best way to deal with liberal colleges is to go Columbine on them. Don't worry, if they're there, they probably deserve it.
    That... maybe wasn't the best thing to post.
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1262 on: June 02, 2021, 03:52:36 PM »
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    • Quote from: Minnesota on June 02, 2021, 03:41:22 PM
    That... maybe wasn't the best thing to post.
    Can't we make jokes in the Funny Stuff thread?
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1263 on: June 02, 2021, 03:56:44 PM »
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    • Quote from: Matto on June 02, 2021, 03:52:36 PM
    Can't we make jokes in the Funny Stuff thread?
    I broke my finger last week.  On the other hand, I’m ok.
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1264 on: June 02, 2021, 04:05:29 PM »
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    • Quote from: TKGS on June 02, 2021, 03:56:44 PM
    I broke my finger last week.  On the other hand, I’m ok.

    :facepalm:

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1265 on: June 02, 2021, 05:33:28 PM »
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    • Quote from: Matto on June 02, 2021, 02:43:05 PM
    The best way to deal with liberal colleges is to go Columbine on them. Don't worry, if they're there, they probably deserve it.

    Ah, but you inadvertently unearthed an important mass satanic sacrifice, that pretty much went unnoticed to most Americans.

    Columbine Programmed to Kill coverup

    Since 1999, we've seen enough fαℓѕє fℓαg massacres to now believe that illuminati members in government, law enforcement and the military were in on it.
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1266 on: June 02, 2021, 05:54:03 PM »
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    • Quote from: Incredulous on June 02, 2021, 05:33:28 PM
    Ah, but you inadvertently unearthed an important mass satanic sacrifice, that pretty much went unnoticed to most Americans.

    Columbine Programmed to Kill coverup

    Since 1999, we've seen enough fαℓѕє fℓαg massacres to now believe that illuminati members in government, law enforcement and the military were in on it.
    You mean it wasn't because those kids listened to Marilyn Manson and played DOOM?  :jester:
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1267 on: June 02, 2021, 07:00:52 PM »
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    • Quote from: TKGS on June 02, 2021, 03:56:44 PM
    I broke my finger last week.  On the other hand, I’m ok.
    I hope at least you are not a vegetarian as that would be a missed steak. ::)
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1268 on: June 02, 2021, 07:09:31 PM »
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    • Quote from: Kazimierz on June 02, 2021, 07:00:52 PM
    I hope at least you are not a vegetarian as that would be a missed steak. ::)

    Let's turn this into a "bad pun" thread !
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1269 on: June 02, 2021, 07:14:15 PM »
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    • Quote from: Ladislaus on June 02, 2021, 07:09:31 PM
    Let's turn this into a "bad pun" thread !
    Why knot, said the fisherman to the house wife. If you have bread, just roll with it.
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1270 on: June 02, 2021, 07:24:45 PM »
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    • Quote from: Matto on June 02, 2021, 02:43:05 PM
    The best way to deal with liberal colleges is to go Columbine on them. Don't worry, if they're there, they probably deserve it.
    You might have touched a raw nerve. Next time try broiled or stir fry.
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1271 on: June 02, 2021, 07:28:07 PM »
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    • We should not try to get too hung up over gallows humour. But don’t keep up dangling if you have a good yarn, or at least adequate wool. But please don’t try to pull it over our eyes. That is an old sheep trick who likes to pony.
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1272 on: June 02, 2021, 07:51:32 PM »
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    Quote from: Ladislaus on June 02, 2021, 07:09:31 PM

    Let's turn this into a "bad pun" thread !


    Tempting a Canadian to make puns? You have no IDEA what you've started Lad!


     :facepalm: :laugh1: 
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1273 on: June 02, 2021, 08:03:22 PM »
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    • Quote from: Emile on June 02, 2021, 07:51:32 PM
    Tempting a Canadian to make puns? You have no IDEA what you've started Lad!


     :facepalm: :laugh1:
    Should I be chuckling mwahaha yet? Hee hee.
    Playing with words while eating prime rib might get you im-puned on a steak if someone has a beef with you. Now playing with curds is something you won’t get a whey with. You’ll just make a muffet out of it. What’s a muffet? About five bucks a pound.
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1274 on: June 02, 2021, 08:22:22 PM »
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    • Quote from: Emile on June 02, 2021, 07:51:32 PM
    Tempting a Canadian to make puns? You have no IDEA what you've started Lad!


     :facepalm: :laugh1:

    This might add 30 pages to this thread ... until it rivals the infamous What's for dinner thread.
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