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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #1245 on: May 31, 2021, 11:31:57 AM »
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    • This one is set to "Dont stop believin'" by Journey.  ;)



    Just an CI girl
    Livin' in a Covid world
    She realized she aint goin' anywhere

    Just an CI boy
    Dreaming this was the seige of Troy
    They put him on the midnight train bound for the Gulag Fair

    A tired nurse in a patient’s room
    The smell of blood and disinfectant looms
    Stuck in scandemic marish night
    that goes on and on, and on, and on

    Stapo waiting

    like ghouls from an old graveyard
    To seize you if you not masking right

    Stupid sheeple
    Masking for they have no notion
    Of the freedom they lost with no fight

    Prayin’ hard to do God’s will
    The enemy my blood to spill
    Doing anything to live my life and damn the fines

    We will win, they must lose
    What war to fight you must choose
    If the BS never ends
    It might go on and on, and on, and on

    Tempers raging
    because we’ve been pushed too far
    We’ll never give up this fight

    Wake up people
    The vaxx is just a deadly potion
    That likely will kill you outright

    Don't stop resistin’
    Hold on to the guns we’re wheeling
    Dont be like sheeple
    whoa oh oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Dont stop!
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1246 on: May 31, 2021, 08:44:26 PM »
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    "Be not therefore solicitous for tomorrow; for the morrow will be solicitous for itself. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." [Matt. 6:34]

    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1247 on: May 31, 2021, 09:19:58 PM »
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    • Ok, that is genuine Red Seal creepy.
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1248 on: June 01, 2021, 04:32:51 PM »
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    Patience is a conquering virtue. The learned say that, if it not desert you, It vanquishes what force can never reach; Why answer back at every angry speech? No, learn forbearance or, I'll tell you what, You will be taught it, whether you will or not.
    -Geoffrey Chaucer

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1249 on: June 01, 2021, 06:29:53 PM »
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    • This dear lady is impersonating me!

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1250 on: June 01, 2021, 06:34:26 PM »
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    • Quote from: Nadir on June 01, 2021, 06:29:53 PM
    This dear lady is impersonating me!


    LOL!  :laugh1:
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1251 on: June 01, 2021, 07:37:37 PM »
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    « Reply #1252 on: June 01, 2021, 07:38:43 PM »
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    « Reply #1253 on: June 01, 2021, 07:39:31 PM »
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    « Reply #1254 on: June 01, 2021, 07:41:18 PM »
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    « Reply #1255 on: June 01, 2021, 07:42:40 PM »
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    « Reply #1256 on: June 01, 2021, 07:44:44 PM »
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    • AOC Added To Iwo Jima Memorial For Surviving Capitol Riot

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    « Reply #1257 on: June 01, 2021, 09:13:40 PM »
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    "Be not therefore solicitous for tomorrow; for the morrow will be solicitous for itself. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." [Matt. 6:34]

    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1258 on: June 02, 2021, 02:36:31 PM »
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    • 9 Ways To Survive As A Non-lҽϝƚιsƚ On A College Campus

    June 2nd, 2021 - BabylonBee.com




    It's not easy being a non-lҽϝƚιsƚ on a college campus these days. How do you remain true to your beliefs while being successful in a place run by people who want to cancel you forever? Here are 9 tips for survival:

    1. Leave immediately: Leave. GET OUT while you still can! These people are completely insane. Become a union pipe-fitter. They make more than college graduates anyway. You're welcome.

    2. Hide all your Thomas Sowell and Milton Friedman books in a secret compartment in your dorm: Hide them behind your alcohol and illegal drugs, where your resident advisor will never find them.

    3. Become an underground mole person and never make contact with another human being: Simple. dig a deep tunnel underground, and attend all your classes online. Speak to no one.

    4. Pay a pink-haired intersectional feminist to attend classes for you: May be expensive, but totally worth it.

    5. Start every non-lҽϝƚιsƚ opinion with "Well, what would you say to my racist Uncle Bill who thinks...": Always blame racist Uncle Bill.

    6. If you slip up and accidentally state a libertarian opinion, end it by saying "...but that's just my lived experience.": Lived experience is like magical fairy dust you can sprinkle on almost any opinion to instantly make it valid. (NOTE: works better if you are a member of a marginalized population)

    7. Challenge all the woke professors to call down fire from Heaven to consume a burnt offering: Feeling bold? Channel the prophet Elijah and show those commies who's in charge!

    8. Pretend to be mute: Also, remove your hands so no one pressures you to use sign language.

    9. Every time you come to a test question you are unsure about, ask yourself-- "What is the worst, most idiotic answer I can possibly imagine?": That's probably what the professor is looking for.

    Follow these simple tips, and you'll be fine! Except for the crushing college debt. We can't really help you with that.
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    -Geoffrey Chaucer

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1259 on: June 02, 2021, 02:38:45 PM »
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    • I prefer #7 above.
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