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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #1230 on: May 20, 2021, 06:25:39 PM »
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    Patience is a conquering virtue. The learned say that, if it not desert you, It vanquishes what force can never reach; Why answer back at every angry speech? No, learn forbearance or, I'll tell you what, You will be taught it, whether you will or not.
    -Geoffrey Chaucer

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    « Reply #1231 on: May 20, 2021, 08:18:02 PM »
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    • Quote from: Stubborn on May 20, 2021, 11:20:50 AM
    Ha!
    True!
    It's whatever is close at hand, sometimes.  As a mom, I think I've used every single one of those items....   :facepalm:  
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    « Reply #1232 on: May 20, 2021, 10:17:18 PM »
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    Help of Christians, guard our land from assault or inward stain,
    Let it be what God has planned, His new Eden where You reign.

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    « Reply #1233 on: May 20, 2021, 10:21:29 PM »
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    Patience is a conquering virtue. The learned say that, if it not desert you, It vanquishes what force can never reach; Why answer back at every angry speech? No, learn forbearance or, I'll tell you what, You will be taught it, whether you will or not.
    -Geoffrey Chaucer

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1234 on: May 21, 2021, 01:17:17 PM »
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    Da pacem Domine in diebus nostris
    Qui non est alius
    Qui pugnet pro nobis
    Nisi  tu Deus noster

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1235 on: May 21, 2021, 01:50:22 PM »
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    • Here's what Kazimierz wanted to post:  https://tinyurl.com/7cmheyj5

    The picture won't insert for some reason.  It shows up on the draft, but when I post, the picture disappears.


    I think I figured it out.  The coded words have to be changed to a tiny URL else CathInfo changes them to Greek and the link is then dead.
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1236 on: May 21, 2021, 01:52:35 PM »
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    • Not sure why the photo isn’t showing up in either posts. hmmmmm…..
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1237 on: May 21, 2021, 01:54:35 PM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1238 on: May 21, 2021, 01:59:27 PM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1239 on: May 21, 2021, 10:44:33 PM »
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    • Quote from: Kazimierz on May 21, 2021, 01:52:35 PM
    Not sure why the photo isn’t showing up in either posts. hmmmmm…..
    Probably because you have to log in to GAB.
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    "In His wisdom," says St. Gregory, "almighty God preferred rather to bring good out of evil than never allow evil to occur."

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    « Reply #1240 on: May 22, 2021, 07:39:32 PM »
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    "Be not therefore solicitous for tomorrow; for the morrow will be solicitous for itself. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." [Matt. 6:34]

    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1241 on: May 30, 2021, 11:03:44 PM »
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    Patience is a conquering virtue. The learned say that, if it not desert you, It vanquishes what force can never reach; Why answer back at every angry speech? No, learn forbearance or, I'll tell you what, You will be taught it, whether you will or not.
    -Geoffrey Chaucer

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    « Reply #1242 on: May 31, 2021, 11:21:15 AM »
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    « Reply #1243 on: May 31, 2021, 11:21:52 AM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1244 on: May 31, 2021, 11:28:32 AM »
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    • A few months back, I started writing Covid parody songs, mostly as a catharsis. I found this one, as I continued to search where I saved the rest. Enjoy.

    This one is set to the tune of "The Sound of Slience." :cowboy:





    Eff off Covid you’re a fiend
    We’re stuck again in quarantine
    Because politicians keep lying
    They be tyrants is what I’m thinking
    And the vaccine that will cure us of this pain
    They dont refrain
    Committing crimes for science

    In my house with my Iphone
    where I read CI alone
    I need a pillow as my brain gets cramped
    As I flip my finger to the latest rant
    When my eyes saw false figures of the Covid blight
    More Goebbels tonight
    Committing crimes for science

    And in the forum I did read
    Pfizer still aint up to speed
    And Sheeple masking without thinking
    Makes you want to try heavy drinking
    Stupid Karens with their voices oh so shrill
    They’ll take the pill
    Ignorant fools for science

    Jibbering idiots dont you know
    Propaganda likes faeces flow
    Like a river to infect your mind
    Destroying free will to make you blind
    They’ll make your life a living hell
    because they want compliance

    And the people wringed hands dismayed
    Poor decisions they made made
    But where are their hearts turning
    Is the flame of freedom still burning?
    And the TV blared there are many more deaths today
    At home you’ll stay
    And they complied in silence."
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