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« Reply #1050 on: October 26, 2019, 08:50:30 PM »
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    « Reply #1055 on: November 18, 2019, 05:38:24 PM »
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    It Snowed Last Night
    This summarizes where we are today.
    8:00 am:  I made a snowman. 
    8:10 -  A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 
    8:15 -  So, I made a snow woman. 
    8:17 -  My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 
    8:20 -  The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 
    8:22 -  The transgender man..woman...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 
    8:25 -  The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 
    8:28 -  I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 
    8:31 -  The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqa. 
    8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended 
    8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 
    8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 
    8:45 - TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women. I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 
    9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 
    9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. 
    9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be beheaded. 

    Moral:   There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become.

    :facepalm:

     
    "Let God arise, and let His enemies be scattered: and them that hate Him flee from before His Holy Face"  Psalm 67:2[/b]


     

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